Chris Clarke

Often wrong, never in doubt | Ezekiel 25:17

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@JohnKilloranIII My life is a constant identity crisis

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@ElyseNotarianni @jcomerford21 Fuck. Yes.

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@MDTrey4 @bwags @a_bazeley @drewIweber @ktshane @Patterson_B @atagani @CarlosBeato5 @AaronDSiegel @faciaclass @AJLemmaIII @nmkateman @Mike__Twomey @StephCW_ @amoralpanic @AmandaFariasNYC @BreeanaMulligan @AlexGleas @JYCarelus @AndrewSilverm15 @robynenes @_meamolina @BlGMlKE @amaevezing @DScottRandell @emanney @rodtownsend @Mezikenyc @_live_k @charfromqueens @kuvnynto @carlyncowen @CheleGilliam @JeffreyCampagna @SardinaThomas @danihaley713 @johnsantac @janushh_ @d_tragni @tmusich @johndesio @JenniferBlatus @louisgoblue @megkmag @petersterne 1. London Calling-The Clash
2. Rumors-Fleetwood Mac
3. This Is Happening-LCD Soundsystem
4. Blood on the Tracks-Bob Dylan
5. To Pimp a Butterfly-Kendrick Lamar @nafeezy_mac @Ayayron18 @thebest_eric @Tweetogalati @TheWilderThings

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 I’m happy to see that you’re fully immersed in the LA culture

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@sardonicsmiles Congratulations! So happy for both of you

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

I’m upset @drake

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@paschtronaut Legendary quote

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Favorite Derek Jeter highlights:
-3000th hit HR
-"The Flip"
-Diving catch into the stands
-Mr. November HR
-Walk off in final game
-Buying the Marlins using mostly other people’s money, gutting them, pushing out longtime employees, and trading Giancarlo Stanton to the Yankees.

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@MDTrey4 @NBA It's rigged #FrozenEnvelope

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 I guess I can't argue with that

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 *smiles about Daniel Murphy dig*
*leans back in chair*
*remembers how much he'd love to have him on the Mets*
*cries inside*

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 I know that place. I'm going to go visit Rohan in a few weeks

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 I wish

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 We call him ginger Jesus

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@bwags1121 https://t.co/pQ8KDPKg9R

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Today is one of the most important sports days of the year.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

Another 1.19 mil. We'll do this until 2035

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@MaxCooperGordon @MDTrey4 J.R. Smith... duh

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@MDTrey4 I'm supposed to be making phone calls but this is more fun

[Chris Clarke @c_clarke27]

@MDTrey4 70s Knicks. Reed, Frazier, and DeBusschere