Caleb Anderson

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

@the1975 you are all beautiful people and I have the urge to yell but I won't please crash 97x's Backyard Barbecue or I might cry.

[World Food Programme @WFP]

Stop Hunger. Start Peace. Donate today to make a difference: http://t.co/W5GccIzNT6 #PeaceDay #ZeroHunger http://t.co/BIBskQnJUV

[Frosted Mini-Wheats @MiniWheats]

Limited Edition #pumpkinspice – get it before it makes like fall and leaves.

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes]

"im not looking for any trouble"

all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

@Onision DONTYOUTESTHIMTHOUGH,JUSTBECAUSEHEPLAYSTHEPIANODOESNTMEANHE,HESNOTWILLINGTOTAKEYOUDOWN

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

Hearing a tornado warning while listening to Mozart on full blast is kind of terrifying. 😁😁😁

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.

[Evil Dad @evildadatron]

I'm sick of living in the past but it's my fault really for being too lazy to change the time on my microwave and stove

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

*Jesus checks your bio*

*notices it doesn’t say “I love Jesus”*

“Have fun in hell, motherfucker.”

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

#toomuchnottomuchgodcaleblearnhowtospel

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

@coolviolinist omg my dad loves Joshua Bell.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Fighting is bad.

4-year-old: I know.

Me:

4: Unless you have a lightsaber.

[Dr Dog @DrDogMD]

Cat: I think i have a rash.

Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

@gunnerjamesx I know, I haven't seen any of you guys since nationals, it's driving me crazy. 😁

[Caleb Anderson @caleblanderson]

@gunnerjamesx No, but I wish I was! We do plan on going to a city, but haven't decided which one. 😭😕

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

*puts the lime in the coconut*
*drinks it all up*

NOW WHAT?! NOW WHAT?!