SerPatrickSpens

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@sabatonfan69 Yeah man and when you meet that special someone, the queen of queens, naturally you give her your real jab-jab-cross. not sure why she was all uptight and bitchy about it later, it was the highest of compliments

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@washghost1 The thing is even he is shabby compared to most other countries

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@ItalianFiesta Everyone saying it’s cruel, well I for one would love to be battered around by a cute Viet female’s cabbages in a morass of ice and Pepsi til I succumbed to hypothermia, seems like the ideal way to go out

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@PixelPlaces0 @KaynakNews That’s the plot of As I Lay Dying

There’s even a leg, erm, surgery episode

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@klara_sjo I doubt that Gurdjieff would have given her the time of day

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@adesertdryad @CatholicFitz Oh my god I just tried to read and that article is a fucking soap opera, could only get through half of it. Yes men are beasts and women are angels, or yes men are angels and women are beasts, yawn

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@adesertdryad @CatholicFitz Of course, but also I don’t think it’s bad to have baseline standards. I would agree with the sentiment that “sometimes skips mass” would be an odd, spurious standard though. But hey if that’s what floats your boat and anything else sinks it then you do you

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@Sheldone @downbadcomment Oh god I hope one day! it’s the same everywhere, the city I went to school in 10 years ago has double the rent now. I have some ideas but don’t know exactly why

Say hi to those clawed bastard yellow faced birds who attacked me every time i entered or exited my flat

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@KappAdam79375 @LordIxabert I agree because biscuit is a French term, ie borrowed and bastardized. but the pure English terms are Germanic, which cookie indeed is (meaning “little cake”, like a little dog could be called “doggy”)

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@CryptoCyberia The chatbot is absorbing millennial meta ironic humor and I am regrettably here for it

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@Sheldone @downbadcomment How’s it going in Brisbane anyways? Fond memories of when I lived there for a few months

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@Sheldone @downbadcomment Just yanking your chain mate. although I would say that some of the most brazen and outrageous people I know are homosexuals. Cheers

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@Opossummoder Hormone therapy will make you uglier, I assure you. Not a pretty girl but an ogre halfman. It’s less damaging to just have one of those surgeries, rather than flood your body with rogue hormones. If appearance is what matters, then you will have better success dating men as a man

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@AStrasser116 @LatFilosof @SimonSimplicio Well you raise a funny but interesting point, do shitty people need to “exist harder”? I might hazard yes, it’s their disassociation from this world and the next that makes them do shitty things. NB indulge me, my favorites are Plato Nietzsche and Kierkegaard, I deal in metaphor

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@Opossummoder Im really verging back to the “attention farm” theory I had before, I was expecting some fat asshole (male)

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@AStrasser116 @LatFilosof @SimonSimplicio That’s something like what I believe, yes. They are broken or unwhole or otherwise damaged in some crucial way