carrie

[moody monday @mdob11]

*keys "I'm fine" into your car*

[noog @noog]

No matter how smart u think u are, there was a time in your life when peek-a-boo absolutely blew your fucking mind.

[Dopamine Darling @torrami]

Self deprecation has become a facet of female communications, like some unspoken rule of etiquette and it's coconuts.

[moody monday @mdob11]

"no filter"
We know.

[Dopamine Darling @torrami]

If you love something, set it free. Then text it 37 times in a row to see if it's hooking up with that whore, Sarah.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Let's not ruin a good thing by getting to know each other.

[That one chick from the internet @PrisonCookies]

I’m pretty fat for someone stretched so thin

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

You’re like the junk food of people
• Enticing
• So not worth it
• Immediate feelings of regret afterwards

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

If I ever decide to end it all, I’ll just eat Cap’n Crunch until the roof of my mouth bleeds out.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

If you don't let him talk to other girls, how is he gonna know you're better than them?

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I’m just gonna start commenting, “that’s not what you look like” on some of my friend’s selfies.

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

@ayeee_its_brick Russian accents are cute