Casey The Vampire Slayer

I'm the slayer. Slay-er. Chosen one. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries.

[✩ lovrgrl ✩ @earthtobry]

okay thanks 👍🏾

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Frankly Taco Bell has built up a lot of goodwill from me. I forgive them

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

why is there no ethical way to get from Brooklyn to Queens

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

What if I cry rn

[anika @czanderthoughts]

one of my (many) moral failings is that i think eating unwashed/lightly washed fruit builds moral character so this virus really might wreck me

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

time for me to begin my annual, one woman campaign called:
TURN OFF TIMES SQUARE

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

tonight is the night nyc. i can feel it. no worries if not though

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

NY feels exactly like this today

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

I will die for my country new york city

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[t a s h a p a w s 🏳️‍⚧️ @messmereyes]

I want the Knicks to win just to see what happens to New York

[Ryder Kessler @ryderkessler]

I am once again reposting E.B. White

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

before anything else, anthony stewart head should be remembered as a generational diva

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

Imagine not being a New Yorker. What a tragically boring life that must be.

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

One thing about New York is that every day you will hear the most insane cough you have ever heard

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to ask soooo many questions

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

One thing about humans is we are gonna put some shit inside some other shit and eat that and it will always be delicious.

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather