Colton Huelle (he/him)

Teacher, Fiction Guy, and MFA at UNH alum. Owner of an upset tummy. Stories in @ChicagoQReview @LAReview @PassengersPress @NecessaryFic

[Colton Huelle (he/him) @cbhuelle]

New story! Huge thanks to @PassengersPress for publishing “Stranger Need Think” read or listen at https://t.co/dj1oI83xPe

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I have a new story out in the most recent edition of @ChicagoQReview along with a slew of wonderful fiction, poetry, essays, and art. Snag a copy at https://t.co/9uy9p6I6LG

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Somebody needs to tell him that Kendrick is the last goddamn person on this earth that he should be coming for.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

The halftime show you just watched is clearly the regime’s response to Trump’s historic gains with black men.

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@mnolangray Richmond, VA!

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@twgurl54 @813JAFERD DOGE *literally* will exist to cut government regulation of private businesses! Insurance companies (along with every other major industry) will have free rein to disregard public health and safety to turn a profit.

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@cbhuelle on Bluesky. Let’s blow this popsicle stand.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You live in the universe all the alternate universes warn their universe children to stay away from.

[Colton Huelle (he/him) @cbhuelle]

@ManateeVanity Yes it is, thank you :) and right back at you!

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[ELJ Editions @EmergeJournal]

Welcome our 2026 authors!

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☺️💚💚

[Heidi Turner @hi_dturner]

One of my best buds is a great writer and his story is fire

[Colton Huelle (he/him) @cbhuelle]

So so excited to share my newest story, out today in @OysterRiverPgs

https://t.co/BmOLoj60ad

[Colton Huelle (he/him) @cbhuelle]

As close as you’re gonna get to an explicit promise to install himself as a dictator. Yikes.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: And by the way, there are numerous ways of saying her name, they were explaining to me, you can say Kamala, you can say Kamala, I said, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter what I say. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

For those who thought that fury over Biden's facilitation of the Palestinian genocide was limited to Arabs and Gen Z:

Seven major unions just sent a joint letter to Biden calling on him to "immediately halt all military aid to Israel" ahead of Netanyahu’s visit to Washington:

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No, Netanyahu should not be welcomed into the U.S. Congress.

On the contrary, his policies in Gaza and the West Bank and his refusal to support a two-state solution should be roundly condemned.

As I stated last month, I will not be attending his address.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

“But… but… but… Democrats are 'fomenting violence'.”

Ohio Senator George Lang speaking at JD Vance’s rally:

“I’m afraid if we lose this one, it’s going to take a civil war to save the country… and if we come on to a civil war I’m glad we have the Bikers for Trump on our side.”

[Kamau @Kamaumaumau]

I present to you: Andy Beshear, the 46yr old democratic governor of Kentucky. He was made in a lab for this moment

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

biden could regain this nation’s trust with one perfect backflip

[Colton Huelle (he/him) @cbhuelle]

It’s an honor to be honorable! So excited for “The Rub” to appear in Issue 46 of @PassagesNorth out in February 2024!!

[Passages North @PassagesNorth]

Congrats Nancy Nguyen and her story “Breach,” winner of our Waasnode Fiction Prize! Shout out to María Alejandra Barrios for judging this year’s contest!!

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@FCHWPO PAID OFF

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@NevaMiss24 …I guess we’ll never know?