Chazzicus

Former goober & bowl cut guy. Current knucklehead & complainer. Aspiring fluvial geomorphologist &... bowl cut guy?

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@coachasiaalder @omgsidewalks It’s typically poor planning on the part of the merger car.

Poor planning on their part does not constitute an emergency on mine. I ain’t letting a grandma get in front of me just to go 15 under and drive like a dipshit

[Mark Beef @ExpertsLie]

It's funny how covid was this big unprecedented historical event but they're never going to make any movies about it because it would make everyone look retarded

[Jae Riddle @Jae_Riddle1]

Now this…is what AI was intended for 😂😂😂they done turned Tyler Owens into the Hulk 💀

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@GORMTHEOLD25 The shout at the end has me howling

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@barstoolsports I’m speechless

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Didn’t know the Commanders had the Hulk on their roster

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@squatsnatchnrow @mystsl This is Mike - Dave is the barstool guy👍

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@YordanForHOF44 Is the dude in red Drusky?

💀💀💀

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@MySportsUpdate @craigmelvin HE JUST LIKE ME

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@ForAllMarkets @ajb_reaI Bro it’s 2026, “rules for thee but not for me” is no longer a valid position

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

I don’t understand the hierarchy or the attitudes of the citizenry in this show.

Why are average joes fist fighting a lantern like it’s another Friday night?

Why is Hal and the fed government not working together to steamroll the local police who are obviously hiding something?

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@mhp_guy Braum’s has the best milk.

My Houston family would load up the coolers with braum’s goods when visiting

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

My favorite is when the jerk offs wait until your approaching in the left lane to cut you off. I’ll intentionally box them in to let the cars behind me get in the space.

It happens so often it seems to be intentional. Trucks should be forced to be in middle + right lane for interstate traffic at all times

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@petergietl This list is pretty solid! Nice work, sir.

FDR and Grant need a bump up to B tier
Biden added in F
Monroe maybe in B
Bush pushed to D
Swap Reagan and Truman

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@johnnnnnnmn @DreamigeraJ This game ain’t easy Chief

Clip ain’t doing it justice

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@PejiKekw @juuxiie2 Coop play is not as good but I like bananza.

[Meme Cannons @MemeCannons14]

The guy who invented cheese is a hero 🧀

[Divago @DivagoTM]

O gorila com molejo não é real e não pode te machucar

[Chazzicus @chanceychazz]

@CuisineInfamous @VKA848 @WaitWhat At that age you should immediately know that you can’t stop a vehicle in that way, it’s ridiculous

More importantly, A Kia Soul ain’t worth it