Chris 🐀

He/him Engineer. I am trying my best I promise

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

Just got home from back surgery, and it went great! I can finally say that I’m actually the spineless fool that you all said I was!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

@JakeCrain_ Nearly half the country smoked in the mid 1960s. Today, 12-13 percent of the population smokes. Know why it dropped so significantly? Regulation. You can’t smoke in restaurants, bars, hotels, etc. The tobacco industry once was more powerful than the gun industry.

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

@len0killer @pattymo I feel you, buddy

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

I guess I found my answer 😞

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

I’m getting drunk and my girlfriend is out of the house tonight, so you know what that means…

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

@modsiwW I completely agree, but there’s a catch. Only do this alone. The worst thing is sleeping with someone ELSE who is wearing jeans. Not comfy.

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

So cool when a math book needs to be updated because of an historic breakthrough.

Every chapter of my Proofs book concludes with an open problem. Well, Chapter 1’s open problem is now solved!

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

@modsiwW I completely agree, but there’s a catch. Only do this alone. The worst thing is sleeping with someone ELSE who is wearing jeans. Not comfy.

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

*Fixes the algorithm to improve his impressions*

“Woah, look at these impressions! I must be a comedic genius and everyone must love me!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is my finest work – please add to gravestone along with “invented car fart”

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

@4lish4keys If it’s anything like my dog, you’ve got some time.

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

I just got a chess puzzle right, and chess .com crashed and dropped my puzzle elo TO ZERO!! I’m OFFICIALLY the worst chess puzzler on EARTH WOO HOO!!!!

[Daniel Piker @KangarooPhysics]

The optimal known packing of 17 equal squares into a larger square - i.e. the arrangement which minimises the size of the large square.

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

I haven’t done anything all day. It’s been the slowest day in my life. The highlight was that I just tried to flick a light switch to flush the toilet.

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

Explain in words what makes either of these photos “woke”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Why does wokeness do this?

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

doing a Most-Squares regression to find the absolute worst fit to my data

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Computer scientists trying and failing to communicate with the police lmao

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

@caththesoso Every time I see a dude trying to call a woman ugly they end up posting a photo of a very attractive person and I’m left wondering how many worms he has in his brain.

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

Not squimchy, not plumpshouous, but a secret third thing

[toasty digital @toastydigital]

My (27F) boyfriend (28M) won’t stop saying he’s “microdosing pants” whenever he wears shorts

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I wonder if they're somehow related?

[Chris 🐀 @chris_cbabbs]

@4lish4keys This is possibly the worst news