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Sometimes pair sounds with moving pictures over @rdsdpcnc. I bitch and moan about #SEO between the hours of 9 and 5. Hustle porn is just plain old bullshit.

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@darth_na If they gave points for that they might as well just cancel the rest of the games.

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@darth_na His medal may have been silver but we all know he won gold really

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@AshTheNeon Yeah, we are. The other five derbies are in different ones though aren’t they.

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@darth_na Well if Google gonna insist on being psychologically scarring, them Seven references are gonna keep on coming.

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@darth_na I reckon there’s more than a few folks in your demo who’d enjoy looking at older folks in their undies to be fair. Maybe they just misplaced you in that particular Venn diagram?

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@SEOLadyUK @kelvinnewman I’d 100% read that case study

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@kelvinnewman Buy 6 and then start a niche site to sell off the 5 you don’t use.

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@darth_na Most of the answers I get make it pretty obvious that chat etc have been trained on the low-quality-content-to-sell-a-product articles that clutter all SERPs.

The best it does is speed up a first draft or initial research from junior staff (who also only live in page one of G)

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@Brad_Sked That’s textbook “oooh I’ve got a great opening sentence or two, I just need another 500 words to justify it getting printed”

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@idlewildgirl That’s why everyone’s walking around in dull whites then. Never mix colours with whites.

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@robhalden Obviously you’ve never seen my Biggus Dickus corkscrew then.

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@parthaskar @GoggleDocs @kamleshkhunti @AbdTahrani Once again, Kar saving lives and destroying poor marketing practices.

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@Brad_Sked Linvoy gonna come fuck you up boy.

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R That you @filcro?

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@robhalden All of them, except Cable. He gives the NRA a right massive hard-on.

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@WillPreston I’d add a mandatory DCMA in there because all those robots are just idea-thieving cunts.

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@StatmanDave Someone needs to tell him to button up that shirt, it’s not an after school kick about.

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Never thought I’d live to see the day reggae was targeted by bots

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