john lee pettimore

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[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

@AaronParnas Likely the safest she’s ever been

[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

@escapefrommelos Southern Italy, I see

[Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 @ING2Firebrand]

Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

The VAR booth for the Bosnia-USA Game is developing nuclear weapons @Israel

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

". . . his name was Shinzo and he was my friend. I think you would've liked him."

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

@AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Start him anyway and park an Abrams behind the goal

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Bosnia's worst defeat since Bill Clinton in 1995.

[Fireball sommelier @Sheehan_Sports]

Any college football message board worth its salt would have this refs address and phone number posted by midnight.

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

The rest of the country coming to ask SEC fans how we can bully FIFA so they overturn Balogun suspension

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

When I pretend to be a Make-A-Wish kid and say that my wish is to meet referee Raphael Claus

[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

US has Sarajevo in ruins, again.

[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

@itsbighonkin Allowing women to vote was the downfall of the West

[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

@SatireAP Oh wow they didn’t build the temporary structure with stone

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Relax, guys. At least biological men are banned from women’s sports!”

[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

@smalltown_wife @peachsweet_tea My 2.5 yo son is squarely in his picking up dead worms during morning walks era

[john lee pettimore @copperheadvol]

@LeighWolf @_hal33m There are ~10k homes in Memphis where the 30 year old a/c unit is running at max capacity 24/7 and barely keeping the house below 80 degrees. But what is efficiency.

[European Challenges @eurochallenges]

The whole World Cup experience is one of the best confirmations that assimilation only works in small numbers and niche contexts.

If Morocco wins, much of Brussels is ablaze. If Algeria wins, half of Paris is ruined. If Turkey wins, Berliners can’t sleep for 3 days.

Combine that with foreign flags *everywhere* in city centres and anyone with eyes can see that assimilation in the numbers we’re counting on is a pipe dream.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

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