Cross Rail

Cross Rail ... Very Cross Indeed !

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

CHOO CHOO !

All aboard the misery wagon !

🚂💩💩💩💨

#gwradventures

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@GWRHelp @BGCollector

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@Kerryland101 @GWRHelp @TfL Nah. Can’t be bothered with the admin. Too much like hard work

[Jimothy Halpert @BGCollector]

It’s the only bench I’ll sit on

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@0utsideEdger This is the correct flavour 👌

10pts to Gryffindor

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@TrainDiaries I am disappointed to have clicked on his 8 followers to see he’s not even following God

[Train Diaries 🚂 @TrainDiaries]

Lord, make me an instrument too. A 1975 Fender Telecaster would be fucking lit 👍🏻. Amen.

[Charles Eve @charlieeve5.bsky.social @CharlieEve5]

She’s got it bang on there!

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@groupstageexit tbh I can’t be arsed to run any services this year

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@GrumpNow @SW_Help @GWRHelp This is because I’ve not been travelling on #GWR this year 😆

[Commuting Rants @CommutingRants]

Every single morning I see 2 @networkrail staff standing at the top of the escalators down to the Underground just chatting. Why does it need 2 people to man the top of an escalator?

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Buys Bag for life.

Places Bag for life in the boot of car.

Goes shopping.

Curses self at checkout for forgetting Bag for life.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@BGCollector Bloody hell ... I need to train CR jr better ...

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

I’ve received another gift . . .

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@BBCNormanS @TheIndGroup

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

Ffs Tom you had one job

[Sweary Bercow @BercowSweary]

THE HONOURABLE MEMBER CAN CHUNTER FROM A SEDENTARY POSITION IF HE LIKES BUT LET ME INFORM HIM THAT I WILL PUT MY FUCKING SIZE TEN RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING HOOP IF HE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

@CiaraDelaneyy See you at the awards Ciara!

[Cross Rail @cr_rail]

@CiaraDelaneyy

[Mrs Trellis @MrsTrellis]

No, this is sage advice. I implore you not to click on #YachtCocaineProstitutes or click on “People” (at the top of the screen in the twitter app) to see what name is associated with yachts and cocaine and prostitutes. You really shouldn’t click on that right now.