Every single morning I see 2 @networkrail staff standing at the top of the escalators down to the Underground just chatting. Why does it need 2 people to man the top of an escalator?
THE HONOURABLE MEMBER CAN CHUNTER FROM A SEDENTARY POSITION IF HE LIKES BUT LET ME INFORM HIM THAT I WILL PUT MY FUCKING SIZE TEN RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING HOOP IF HE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
No, this is sage advice. I implore you not to click on #YachtCocaineProstitutes or click on “People” (at the top of the screen in the twitter app) to see what name is associated with yachts and cocaine and prostitutes. You really shouldn’t click on that right now.