aaron carter is dead

[aaron carter is dead @cunt_ups]

If men ain’t shit why do they smell so bad?

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

its good to hurt men the way they hurt you

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

tkachuk hate watch is condensed to one team now idk a win is a win I guess

[jasper @askedaddle]

just send the h*ghes brothers to florida while ur at it too and get it over with

[aaron carter is dead @cunt_ups]

monster trucks, bitch

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[owe @pleasekilljay]

Boy you want some hotdogs

[aaron carter is dead @cunt_ups]

Just bought a single ticket to the winter classic in utah for new years cause i’m tryna come home with a hockey player or nunn attal

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Happy Juneteenth!!

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff]

Starting every Hinge conversation by asking if they’re from Beautiful Princess Island

[aaron carter is dead @cunt_ups]

This was a banger

[aaron carter is dead @cunt_ups]

I don’t remember making this last night

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Thanks for the memories, Ross!

[tori 🦦 @rossgoalton]

All I can do is meme thru the pain :((((

[aaron carter is dead @cunt_ups]

if you can toss me around you can boss me around, go on and tell me what to do champ. i’m all ears and I want uppies

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station