Curtophison

Fellow flesh blob, floating on a rock. 🌎

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

I wanna get baja blasted at Adult Taco Bell.

[StoneVol Jackson @stonevol1861]

State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son

[Curtophison @curtophison96]

@samsampress123 @itsonlyaubrey

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[trash jones @jzux]

no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

This human shit is hard, I should’ve been a mango.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

if it doesn't work out i can always do nothing in my room forever

[Carly Jerk @tylergrift]

going to the bathroom to “piss” using my “penis”

[Hank Williams Jr. enjoyer @S0uthern_man]

Imagine being a squirter in the 1600’s and they call you a witch

[Curtophison @curtophison96]

@KittaRet @Lyzard_Jam Same, it was an old head gay, and I felt bad that he was playing by himself lol

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

using y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you crossed

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Curtophison @curtophison96]

@WestttC_ @Polymarket This timeline wilddd 😩😂

[Pirate Software @PirateSoftware]

The Game

[Curtophison @curtophison96]

@PirateSoftware 🤬🤬🤬

[ry @charmvinyl]

my sexual fantasy is someone hearing a love song and thinking of me