Deborah Anne

Bad Jokes! Love them

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Sleeping Beauty is so unrealistic, no woman wants to be woken up from a nap

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Nice try feelings but I have vodka

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

*Cupid shoots me with an arrow*
*there's a note attached: GIVE UP*

[Matt Jacobs @mattjacobsart]

I would like to publicly apologize 2 @kanyewest. I'm sorry Kanye
@KimKardashian @faithnomoreblog @FnmFollowers @cwotd

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

"You fill me
With your love
You fill me

With your caring
You fill me
With your thoughts"
― Leonard Nimoy, RIP

[Deborah Anne @daise13]

Got a 24 hrs ban from FB for a little cartoon man dancing naked..

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

I'm looking forward to meeting more interesting people on twitter today. A few may actually turn out to be mentally stable. Here goes.

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

At the intersection of… —> RT @TheRealNimoy: http://t.co/g1Tfi8cLme Find your way around Vulcan. LLAP

[Jake @shhrugg]

Me: what could go wrong? Anxiety: I'm glad you asked

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

The funniest thing just happened to a lady who cut in line. I cut off her ponytail.

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

I'm never getting married because I don't need a piece of paper to tell me it's ok to ruin someone's life.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

"I loved him like a brother. We will all miss his humor, his talent, and his capacity to love."

-William Shatner http://t.co/U8ZN98tVYp

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

[in class next to a hot girl]

Stay cool, don't let her know you're a cat

[teacher uses laser pointer on board]

Oh you gotta be kidding me

[Trudacious @Trudacious]

I'd bite that forbidden fruit and spit out the seeds …

I'm rough n tough like that!

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

My wife has a coffeemaker that brews her coffee before she gets out of bed. She got really mad at it yesterday because I slept in.

[Rikpayne @rikpayne]

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