Dallas Shelby

Writer, filmmaker, head of communications for @projectequity, former @ArtStrategies director, aspiring hand model & Editor-in-chief of @thePasquinade

[Project Equity @projectequity]

This #LaborDay, let's recommit to the American dream. Our #EmployeeOwnershipAcceleratorCampaign will create 2 million new employee owners. Help us give employees at all income levels & backgrounds the chance to truly participate in the #AmericanDream: https://t.co/cRVSYR6UDJ

[ACLU of Indiana @ACLUIndiana]

What do we want? #BansOffOurBodies
When do we want it? NOW.

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Representing the Fighting 5th!! #BigDemWeekend

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

The fact that you stand on your back deck staring at our house while you play feels personal.

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Dear new neighbor, bagpipes? Really?

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Carmel Education Foundation supports our school district at a time when school districts & school boards are increasingly under attack. Please help us continue to make an impact locally. Your donation will support public education that builds knowledge & tears down barriers.

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IT'S CEF GIVING DAY! Hear from Calina He, a recent CEF scholarship recipient, about how the scholarship has impacted her. Join others in the community by supporting CEF today, donate here: https://t.co/QWOe20HDs9 @myccs @chsinfo @CarmelHS_PTO @CHSCollege411 @chs_media @skeensb

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Why do so many conservatives have guns in their family photos? We don’t even include the pets in our family photos.

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a long time. When this robot goes solo it will surely signal the #singularity. “Spot Me Up” | The Rolling Stones & Boston Dynamics https://t.co/pXHnkn8fKk

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Parenting is humbling work. I have three children. Every day I experience at least one episode of “WTF am I doing wrong here?” I am in awe of the confidence of these idiots yelling at school board meetings. They must not have kids.

[Pasquinade @thePasquinade]

A little something we’re working on. Stay tuned…

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

@PFTompkins Yeah. I can’t see Ted Cruz charming anyone into his van.

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

The U​.​S. Needs a Satirist Laureate - Sign the Petition to the @POTUS and @KamalaHarris! https://t.co/NniDBobNkv via @Change

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Biden-Harris Administration: Appoint a U​.​S. Satirist Laureate - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/nLJOygGeEA via @Change

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Recently wrote to @POTUS and @KamalaHarris about a job (not currently on) offer... to be the United States' first Satirist Laureate. Read all about it: https://t.co/TpGNfxW6Tl #satiristlaureate #aparticularsetofskills

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

I wrote a thing. Pro-tip: saying "just kidding" does not make your stupid opinion correct... or funny. I should know. I share my stupid opinions all the time.

[Pasquinade @thePasquinade]

Our response to the @WSJ's asinine opinions on how @DrBiden should refer to herself.

If at First You Don’t Succeed, Say You’re Only Joking https://t.co/Kc0PQYOX2O

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

A cathartic read...

[Pasquinade @thePasquinade]

Grandmother, reporter and convicted felon, Beatrice Nunley, weighs in on the members of Congress who signed on in support of the Texas suit to overturn the election. The 106 (and Counting) Worst Politicians https://t.co/5TpAEuD8lK

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

@The_Angry_Otaku @JillMar89511005 @realDonaldTrump You forgot blatant racism.

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

I co-wrote and illustrated a satirical children's book about the peaceful transition of power... or the lack thereof! Just in time for the holidays...

[Pasquinade @thePasquinade]

We wrote a children's book! The Owl Who Just Wouldn't Leave is about the owl found in the 30 Rock Christmas Tree. Astute readers will see a similarity between the owl and the 45th President of the United States. #justleave https://t.co/UCH6AI8Bb3

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

Teasing a project we’ve got in the works: a children’s book about the owl found in the 30 Rock Christmas tree... which *might* bear a resemblance to the 45th President of the United States.

[Dallas Shelby @dallasshelby]

I think QAnon is an underrated humor site. They should get a @TheWebbyAwards. https://t.co/GWyLcfqUVo #finelinebetweengeniusandinsanity