DBag Assistant

Top Hollywood Assistant. Talks to celebrities almost every day.

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@hanxine @PinkPunkRebel @its_love_tym The good old days... When they knew their place... #MGMA

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@StephenKing @ericwalkuski

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@SarahKSilverman @pattonoswalt Woke up this am...PRESIDENT Trump... STILL POTUS !!! LOL...All ur Titter Rants are really making a difference

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@everythingjulie LITERALLY HALF of all your Tweets are bitching about SOMETHING... You are one sad, angry, pathetic, woman
@GEAppliancesPR

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My Therapist says I lie too much... Which is BULLSHIT, because I don't even have a Therapist

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@cd_hooks @crabman26 PERFECT example of FAKE NEWS !!! THIS DID NOT HAPPEN !! LOLOLOLOL

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@leftcoastsuit Dumbass... Americans are not Anti-Immigrants...We're Anti-ILLEGAL Immigrants...We're Anti-Terrorists...You are a moron !!

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@BigBevridge Tell that to the innocent AMERICANS working in WTC towers on 9/11/01 ! They weren't "hanging out" with "them"...

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@pattonoswalt Is it true that the marches are today, so they will be home tomorrow to make us sandwiches while we watch the playoffs ?

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Netflix is releasing a documentary on Rednecks... Don't know if it's good... I've only seen the trailer

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@SenSanders @E_siah LOL Very

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@pattonoswalt
"OMG, It's Jan 20th and I'm still writing 1943 on my checks..." -- Pres. Trump

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People who tolerate me on a daily basis... They're the real hero's !

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@momdotme Pull your heads outta your asses...Flight Attendants are PROFESSIONALS (There for OUR Safety) Not Your Fucking Babysitter !!

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@ashleymanta Pics, or it didn't happen !! :)~

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I have this re-occurring dream where my boss gets run over by a bus...
Does that make me a bad person ?

Oh... and I'm driving the bus.

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@verdepervita She will be missed... RIP Emily... Sorry for your loss, Joe

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@regular_rebelme @SavageAphrodite
Pics... or it didn't happen !

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Two Broke Girls One Cup #NSFWShows @midnight

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The Good Wife Swap #NSFWShows @midnight