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Here for the snacks and the comebacks. Don’t be a dick and I won’t need to eat you.

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@Joseph_Boam Looks like a bunch of future domestic abusers

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@SouthernWater Why did you release raw sewage into the sea last night? Every single member of your management team deserves to swim in the shit they pump out into our seas https://t.co/IQkvCgu49v

[SOS Whitstable @SOSWhitstable]

It rained for an hour or so overnight, the first rain we've seen in quite some time.

Yet it was enough for @SouthernWater to release sewage in Hythe, thus rendering their beach unsafe to swim today.

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@LukasDegutis Hey Lucas - the ‘media’ company you work for hounded a man to death - spin it whichever way you like, you’ve all got blood on your hands.

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Is anyone surprised that FIFA is corrupt, that their president is corrupt and Trump is corrupt - it’s corruption in plain sight and nobody will do anything about it. They should all rot in hell.

[FIFA Media @fifamedia]

FIFA President Gianni Infantino:

“I have seen the public comments regarding the decision of the independent FIFA Disciplinary Committee related to the suspension of Folarin Balogun, and I would like to reiterate a fundamental principle of FIFA’s governance.

“FIFA’s judicial bodies are independent. They operate autonomously, apply the FIFA Disciplinary Code, and decide cases based on the applicable regulations and the specific facts before them. Their independence is essential to the credibility and integrity of football, and this must always be respected.

“Yes, I regularly discuss matters related to the FIFA World Cup with the President of the United States, and on this matter, I did receive a call from President Donald Trump, just as I receive calls from heads of state, government officials, football stakeholders and business executives from around the world on many different issues. During our conversation, I explained that there was an ongoing legal process involving FIFA’s independent judicial bodies and that the case would be decided in due course by the competent bodies. That is how FIFA’s system works, and it is a principle that I will always uphold.

“I read the decisions of the FIFA Disciplinary Committee when they are issued. Sometimes I am surprised by them. Sometimes I agree with them, and sometimes I disagree.

“What I always do, however, is respect those decisions and the autonomy of the bodies that make them. Whether we personally like a decision or not is irrelevant. Respect for independent institutions and the rule of law is what protects the integrity of our competitions and the credibility of FIFA at all times.”

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@policylaila Surely even someone as thick as you Laila isn’t blinded by bias towards your corrupt messiah that you can see how corrupt he is - but maybe that’s why you adore him, you yearn to be as corrupt as him.

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@SuellaBraverman Sue Ellen, I say this with no respect and with the full force of my ass, fuck you, fuck everything about you, fuck your craven corrupt cunt face and fuck you for the rest of your life, I hope every day you exist is full of the same disappointment your mirror has when it sees you

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@Nigel_Farage Instead of reading your excuses for destroying the country and our economy how about you tell us what you were asked to do in exchange for that £5 million?

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@Queenshandbag1 @BBCBreakfast Hey ‘Jules’ - I’m the public and I care, I care very much that the most corrupt, cruel and dangerous politician in our lifetimes is bought and paid for by a dodgy crypto millionaire

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@TfL I genuinely don’t know how you guys operate any trains successfully - hottest day of the year and no Lizzie lines because of signal issues - you should be bought out and sacked

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@beverleyturner @MatthewStadlen Bev that’s a lot of words - you could have just yes I am a hard right radicalised twat and it would have said the same thing. Think smarter girl, nobody’s got time to read your chat gpt Nazi adjacent excuses.

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@PippaCrerar @kiranstacey Are you ever ashamed of yourselves that your desperation to be the centre of attention and to break news leads you to lie, I think that’s rhetorical because you’re all clearly not.

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@BethRigby So you lied Beth is what you’re saying, you didn’t misrepresent, you lied. You’re so desperate to stir the drama it leads you to lie.

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@sophielouisecc @TeamGB Ignore Sophie, she’s a professional misery.

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@CurlingCanada @TeamBradJacobs @TeamCanada @curlercups @Leftykenbear @bpgallant @BennyHeebz @worldcurling You’re a bunch of cheaters though - not exactly the Olympic way is it.

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Oh Canada, I see cheaters do prosper, especially in the curling #Olympics2026

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@IsabelOakeshott @MichaelRosenYes @reformparty_uk @BangorUni As I’m sure many others will say Isabel, if you don’t want to be labelled as a hateful racist xenophobe maybe stop acting like one - you lie down with dogs and you catch fleas, and in your case they’re the racist kind.

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@CamillaTominey Hey Camilla, what did you know about Andrew and Epstein? I’ve heard you covered things up for them? Were you protecting a paedophile? Should you be investigated?

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@CamillaTominey Hey Camilla - so tell us, how much did you know? What did you cover up for them? You’re complicit right? Are you in the files too?

https://t.co/2isQqSOzYQ

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@EssexPR Weird place to have a wank Adam but whatever makes you happy

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@ThatAlexWoman Oh dear Alex you must be the unluckiest woman to get mugged so often in London - or more accurately you’re a massive lying rage baiter with form for lying.