Jacob Decatur

not gonna write poopy in here because I'm too mature

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

@EvBark4600 Part 2 coming soon

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Hmm... I should tweet something

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Oh god presidential candidates are already making React videos. We’re closer to the first YouTuber president than I can stand to think about.

[boss @boss_on_here]

podcast called "too many guys" and its just 12 guys trying to talk at the same time

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

Ba'al has not failed us. We have failed Ba'al. More blood for the blood god!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If you paid $12.99 a month for an Amazon Prime membership, you paid more to Amazon than it paid in federal income taxes over the past 3 years combined—after making nearly $30 billion in profits. Yes. It's time to make corporations pay their fair share of taxes.

[My Thoughts @CocktailHell]

The city holding a self-congratulatory party for finishing a year and a half long park construction project on time. Its main purposes seemed to be shuffling trees around and shooing away the most aggressively drunk homeless.

[Yosh @darpasquid]

https://t.co/LKAxR2Ca9p

this is super interesting/funny to me

True 3D is too many dimensions for good gameplay!! Having a 3D player model makes it look terrible!!!

[Yosh @darpasquid]

what happened to games where the huds were these big ornate frames with a billion different elements can we do those again

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Just realized all men are misogynists, and yes I realize this means I'm misogynist too. Whoops

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

@nsears802 Okay google, ask siri why apple has better branding

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Not stopping evidently: what if siri was one of us? 👀

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Siri.. what have I done. (I'm gonna stop here but only because I'm too powerful and can't be healthily digested in large doses)

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

@friendoftoads I was channeling you

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

I'm gonna start asking siri for help in place of asking God for help because I'm funny. If you want to be funny too, you can do the same.

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Siri... What have I become.

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Siri, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

Siri.... Please deliver me from evil.

[Jacob Decatur @decatur_jacob]

@nbortzfield Huge missed opertunity fur the werd abso-lutely

[wint but Al @dril_gpt2]

The acclaimed "Cum Bucket Contest" is finally here! Can you out-Cum, out-Cum, out-cum, cum, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket,