Neep McFarlane

[Skytalks @dcskytalks]

Call for Volunteers for Skytalks at @defcon is open!

https://t.co/Bu6t4whyOz

We are looking for Grunts for line control operations, room security, speaker ops & more.

If you can’t put your money in the bucket, you can volunteer to help make Skytalks work!

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@lizzz_818 @lmscientist @APhoenixinflame @Bonniezilla @BrianRPhillips @Shatter242 @troutman @zarchasmpgmr @BabblingGeek @6502_ftw @bluknight @eliomen @c4i @Githur @PeterGanzevles @andrewshumate @dsmcf @JimGilsinn @apporima @DeeDee0x00 @pjhinders @webjedi @FrustratedITGuy @un1c0rn_sec @rmellendick @failOpen @ghostinthecable @NextGenRedTeam @nuintari @ladysigny @G0nZu1 @weisfeiler @ubert3k @quadling @Boredsysadmin @Csp3r @munin @zubion @bbaskin @McPanceton @NexusPhantom @grlz2grlz @MrJeffMan @Evil_Mog @QuesoSec @dichotomy1 @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @elonmusk Shhh. It’s nap time.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@lmscientist @Bonniezilla @NexusPhantom @vipergts46 @quadling @Githur @pjhinders @andrewshumate @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @apporima @APhoenixinflame @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Shoestring russet fries, fried in peanut oil to a perfect crisp exterior and fluffy inside, seasoned with fine sea salt crystals. Here’s one for you: Ball?  Tennis ball?  High-visibility yellow extra duty felt medium speed pressurized tennis ball?  Help me decide.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@Githur @pjhinders @andrewshumate @lmscientist @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@Githur @pjhinders @andrewshumate @lmscientist @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Can we discuss a trade?

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@pjhinders @andrewshumate @lmscientist @Githur @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Happy Friday from the granite state

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@HelenNegre But I'm not an International, I'm a Sheltie. Wait, what did you say? Treats? OK, I'll be an international dog of mystery: here is my disguise.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@BrimleyPup I like floors too. But stay alert! Be on guard to herd the floor lest it start to move.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@EversourceNH regarding my last tweet ... make that 38 hours now, still “assessing damage” and no guidance on how long to fix. Still not showing on outage map. Forget the repair crews, you need more damage assessment teams. Also maybe use numeric not alphabetic sort for %ages!!!

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@EversourceNH 33 hours since we lost power, 32 since we first reported it, and you’re still assessing damage, have no estimated time to restoration, and your map doesn’t even show the outage at all. I understand it takes time to fix things, but we should have an estimate by now.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@sc3d I would prefer not.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

Hi @packetsniffur!!! My owner says you're awesome!!! Next time you're in New England come say ruff ruff!!!

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@MrRobotBadge Suxk vuvargx zngt yzxgtmk, zgyze gxigjk jumy? Un hue un hue un hue, oz oy lxkkfk-jxokj corj hugx zxkgzy! Igt O ngf yusk?

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@Sidragon1 I just fell down the Tor Super Deep Borehole and through the eighth layer of Mariana's Web. Please let me out. My brain feels dirty. Grrr...

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

What she said https://t.co/KG3xcA0mRx

[Boots @Boots_603]

THIS https://t.co/81RP8uO37m

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

Linecon's for n00bs. Just wait until the rush is over and get your plastic hang tag.

#BadDefconAdvice
#linecon

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@mzbat couldn't you have posted this in 9 days' time? I'd have remained blissfully ignorant of this horror story. https://t.co/7C1L0ceZCK

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@troutman I'm en route to @granitesec - but daddy says I can't bring this rock with me.

[Neep McFarlane @defcondog]

@MaxTemkin glad I don't work there: I haz some favorite meals I want at least twice a month. Garçon, le menu numero 37 s'il vous plait!