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I live in San Jose and build the Internets. @google, prev @linkedin @yahoo, opinions my own.

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@mattyglesias Got data set? It’s just square root of (square x + square y) for each data point, then sort and pick the (n/2)th value.

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@maxdubler What profit a man to park at a restaurant when there is no-one to serve the food? Seems like cost -shifting to those least able to afford it.

Which, fine. But it seems to me jumping several steps to suppose there is a net benefit, with no justification here. Got empirics?

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@phl43 @jbarro Wait isn’t that the place where they love that sausage made entirely of guts? The one with the basically inedible bread crust?

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@kyledcheney Wait, why the fuck is *John Eastman* being interviewed on TV about matters for which he is under indictment? Seems foolish for a lawyer!

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@AaronGuhreen And I’m all for it, don’t get me wrong, it just seems incomprehensible to me to say that SJC isn’t building housing. It absolutely is.

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@AaronGuhreen Bro I live in downtown San Jose and whil I couldn’t guarantee you anything broke ground in 2023H1 there are a shitload of residential buildings going up around me, more with permit notifications posed, and this has been going on for years.

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@Noahpinion I don’t think this is true. I have a friend who works there and she definitely felt it was not an ordinary day!

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@AlecStapp @Noahpinion Which of those presents a greater danger tho? I don’t remember the last time a failed Nathan’s pipeline burninated the country side.

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@thinkx @aledeniz @VicVijayakumar @tomcudd Even the cloud still has lead times (shorter) and stockouts (less frequent)!

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@StockMKTNewz Too bad they hate giving out equity so much.

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@VicVijayakumar @tomcudd Reminds me of the time I kept complaining to LinkedIn’s time series metric provider service that their response times were shit, only to be informed that we were the whale beating on their fleet.

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@aledeniz @thinkx @VicVijayakumar @tomcudd We (cloud service providers generally) have not yet mastered the art of producing GPUs out of thin air!

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@gabrielmalor How does public scrutiny of the face of an unconvincted person serve the interests of justice? Is guilt or innocence to be found within it?

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@VicVijayakumar I once had this dev dead set on convincing me that it was cool to send a body with GET. Which, arguably, the RFC allows. But the load balancer did not.

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@RMFifthCircuit @GunjanJS @_jaewonkang Obvslu you should think of H-E-B.

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@VicVijayakumar There is a lot of value, for a PGM tool, to being tightly integrated with the system where the actual work is happening.

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@VicVijayakumar I suspect that you should mebbe qualify that with “software projects” (IDK because that’s the only kind I manage), and that, further, companies using Jora for project management also use it for actual SWE work tracking, defects, etc.

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@adastroworld @idonevenknowho @cldbrwszn @charlotte_dune Sir, San Francisco closes at 9 PM. Can’t speak to the trains.

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@HVNYrefugee I have bad news for you about Willie Nelson as well.

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@AliceFromQueens Heck, *I* see that ad 41 times a day, although I suppose technically my boobs are indeed small.