Sameer

26 | blr | living in sprints, seeking unpretentious simplicity. full stack dev @ 🦄. @realmadrid & ex - @indianfootball fan ♟️• ⚽ • 🏸 • 🏃‍♂️

[Anjana🌤️ @anjecture]

and this is how you keep your legacy intact,this should’ve been it

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[Sam Altman @sama]

The contrast between hanging up the last phone call of the day of high-stakes decisions and then a minute later walking in the door to the pure love of small children who want to laugh and play and show you every discovery they made that day is the strangest and best thing I have ever experienced in life.

[Sameer @dostoyapsky]

i have followed indian football for 10 years at every level, u17, 19, 23, national team. we’ve been at our best only at u17 level with some impressive performances at others. it’s a long road for us

[Sameer @dostoyapsky]

thing here is that this was brazil at 2nd gear. invitational games you expect to end like this. remember when bayern was here for baichung’s fairwell? 4-0

competitive games are different gravy, the intensity is crazy. there’s a lot on the line

[Sameer @dostoyapsky]

tactically in competitive games we can pull out draws, low scoring games with low blocks and impressive goalkeeping. attacking in numbers is impossible for us, everyone needs to be positionally strong and compact which we’re not we leave gaps like the n number of potholes we have

[Sameer @dostoyapsky]

we made it to hater central man @GurpreetGK 😭😭

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Gurpreet Singh Quicksandhu vs Brazil:

45 Minutes (Hooked)
2 Goals Conceded
1 Error Lead to Goal
6 Parlays Cashed

MADE THE POSSIBLE IMPOSSIBLE 👏👏👏

[Buchi @iam_obc70]

I intentionally skipped number 7 question in my exam today to honor Ronaldo's legacy 👏

[Govind @DeepknowledgeU]

They have made it illegal for me to learn on the job unless its about getting the clanker to output code faster.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

when i said i wanted to be held—i did not mean accountable.

[V @Redhood194]

"Brazil are Brazil, a single mistake can cost us, but let's not forget that Sonali Bendre was an absolute beauty in her prime. Getting the chance to play against Brazil is like getting Sonali, there will be pressure. I want us to play attacking football."

- Khalid Jamil

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

Estamos perdiendo 12-0 y el árbitro decide adicionar un minuto más. Es un hijo de puta.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[lvcifer @rosegoldcoffins]

just cus u suffering rn don’t mean your future bright n shit u might even die today

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Aquib @heystykid]

POV: you switched to a low reasoning effort model

[Ayaan 🐧 @twtayaan]

Indian managers the moment they get access to Opus 5.5:

[Mansi @mansihukmani_]

get in loser we’re going to risk embarrassment in pursuit of human connection

[Sameer @dostoyapsky]

i like how madhya pradesh is in the middle of every stat