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Deadlift. Tech Bro. Jai Hind!

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@saffrontrail 🔥hazard. Dry coconut is inflammable.

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@SovMichael @ConceptualJames And the road network passes through Pakistan occupied India!

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@captsinghjs The same as they exist today for any internet provider. Why do you think StarLink is different?

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@SalterScience @Rainmaker1973 Very well said! 👍🏼

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@SS_strength The seminar is an overall excellent experience and I highly recommend it!

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@mattjay @WeldPond Good write-up, and inline with my experience leveraging Gemini 3.1 Pro.

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@samartoor3086 While not from Gujarat, we do have Rajputana Rifles! :-)

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-new sports car.

The young driver jumped out, furious.

“LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR! You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!”

The old man looked shaken.

“Oh my goodness,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son — he trains dolphins. He’ll know what to do.”

“DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes.

The old man dialed his phone.
Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it.

“So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone.
“Well your old man just wrecked my car. I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!”

A calm voice replied, “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

Exactly ten minutes later…

...a Jeep screeched to a stop.

A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement.

Then the man turned to his father and said, “Dad… for the LAST time. I train seals. Navy seals. Not dolphins.”

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@lcamtuf Hahaha... good one!

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@RahulSeeker Apples and oranges brother... apples and oranges...

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@SuranaTarun @im_mahi0 He is a metaphor for the countless spies who spend their entire life in shadows!

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@wolwaren @sheela2010 @PIBHomeAffairs propaganda (noun): the spreading of ideas, information, or rumors for the purpose of helping or injuring an institution, a cause, or a person.

Taken from Merriam-Webster.

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@supertrucker @SS_strength Seems AI slop.

[RAJPUTANA RIFLES @rajrif_india]

" Never Forget Never Forgive "

We Remember Their Sacrifice Always...

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@TejuAdeyinka @StanfordHAI You conveniently left out the fee structure $$$! 😉

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@TinyMuscleJerry Think of it as constructive criticism? There may be something to learn in those comments. Even with elite lifters there is always room to improve.

[Testify Strength & Conditioning @TestifySC]

What "Internet Fitness" and "Trainers" Get Wrong About Lifting Weights
@SS_strength https://t.co/kJD70V4r04

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@aldamu_jo @bhattvihang How do you know she is a US citizen?

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@homegymcoop What would happen if young baseball players lift barbells (strength) AND train with this machine (practice)?

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@SS_strength Great tips! They will fix most of the bench problems.