Studzilla 2.0

[Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu]

When your backs against the wall, blow shit up, or something like that.

[Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions]

In case no one mentioned it today... You did a great job.

[bp @bladeeeprincess]

imagine having an orgy and nobody focuses on u

[SneezingWithWetMascara @WetMascara]

If I wanted to hear someone bitching all the time, I would talk to myself.

[Mike @Parentpains]

Your children should always be your inspiration, even if it is just to do drugs.

Lots and lots of drugs.

[ↁᎯᨆ⫯ᕍ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🟧🟦 @Davidnolastname]

You're smart but not clever which causes transparency issues when you're being passive aggressive.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

If you're not going to quit
how can you ever lose.

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

"I'd recommend a nap", me as a therapist

[Lil @Boredom1023]

After 40 your hoodies turn into sweaters

[120yearz @120yearz]

you can lead me to water but you can't make me be a horse

[Darla @ddsmidt]

When a person with a mullet says IDGAF, I believe them.

[JediMasster7 @aster7_m]

I see some of you are using the criminally insane filter on your selfies

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

How'd we meet? She was a model with 2M Instagram followers, I was a creep who commented"🔥🔥🔥" a lot, and the rest is history.

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

Public restrooms are a great reminder of how disgusting people are

[Real Marsha Wright® @marshawright]

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. -William James
#quotes

[Jetta-Fire 🔥🐦‍🔥 @JetBomb25]

I wonder if I type duck instead of fuck, maybe it will reverse the autocorrect matrix

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

If I had healthy coping mechanisms I wouldn’t be on twitter now would I