Tewis

Learn daily, spread joy and strive to make a difference. Student of the human condition and Neuroscience 🧠. You/Y'all

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Erling Haaland reveals he ghosted Tom Holland's dinner invite because he had no idea who he was

"I don't watch movies much, so I have no idea who people are"

[Tewis @etewis87]

@denning63 Dude, seriously.

Really grinds the gears

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💯 🇳🇴 💪🏻🦅

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

I wonder if Haaland realizes he now carries the hopes and dreams of 100 million Americans rooting for Norway to win the World Cup.

[Tewis @etewis87]

I hope this type of character starts becoming more prevalent type in the sport

Sure it's cool 2 watch Messi play, but it's far more fun to watch Halaand play like he does

That appeals a lot more to the American spirit which would make our team want to become elite in the world

[BasedDeptGeneral @BasedDeptGnrl]

The main reason Ameribros love Haaland is because he's not a pussy.

He doesn't throw himself on the ground hoping for a whistle, because it's fake and gay and he knows what every American man was taught playing any sport growing up; you don't stop unless you hear a whistle.

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@AzPetrich https://t.co/VBr8YLOA9a

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@TrueFactsStated

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@RightWingDad Five Guys is the most overrated burger joint out there. Nothing special about it. Zero. And stupid prices for the quality.

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@lanedeankendall 💯 facts, I know that one. Pick a different one.

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@GlobalBoxOffice That's crazy, cause I really enjoyed the movie. It's a really fun popcorn flick. I took my parents to go see, my dad really enjoyed it and he's in his late 70s.

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@ratlimit

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@WorldAndScience Something as simple as a mouse. 2 buttons, a wheel and all the things it allows you to do.

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@FWPlayboy As a man in his late 30's I find that both the younger and older women normally compliment, but very rarely the ones in my age range.

Some lesson there.

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@Ofcimcold No I think that since they were supes as well, their reaction speed allowed them to catch him just in time.

But for the audience they "slowed" it down.

My nerd analogy would be when Goku n Frieza are fighting on Namek, many episodes but 5 mins of real time fighting.

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@PathOfMen_ Gym, waking up early, and routine. Then a no strings attached cutie.

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@TheFreds Get a load of this guy

[Right Said Fred @TheFreds]

There’s no fucking way ‘everybody was Kung Fu fighting’.

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@DiscussingFilm You know, they should have subverted the typical plot and let the villain win. Since it satire, it's just a truth that the good guys don't always win.

And I gotta admit, watching Homelander be Homelander was just a joy.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

men only have 4 ways out of depression:

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