Tom

Former wanker banker. Current annoyance and husband to @nysassenach.

I have no other purpose.

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

My new mantra is the Brian Cox saying “I'm too old, too tired and too talented to give a shit"

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[José Aroca @JoseArocaALC]

Policía holandesa machaca a mujer embarazada y el marido (palestino) es brutalmente apaleado al tratar de defenderla.
La mujer dio a luz tres días después, parto prematuro provocado por el fascismo institucional que asola a toda Europa.

[cephaleopold @macrocephalopod]

Here’s the honest read. Here’s the real consideration. This is the genuine tradeoff. Here’s the honest answer. Here’s the key insight. This is the crux of the question. It’s worth flagging this. It’s not one or the other. Here’s what’s actually happening.

Shut the fuck up.

[Tom @expostalpha]

@Investor_NICK_ The answer lies in soft dough yank boys who find any of this anything more than repugnant

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

Compliance, Trading, HF Sales

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This chart might look political, but it’s really about data science. The UK can rank great or poorly depending on the KPIs you choose. Our choice of data decides how we view reality.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

[Citrini @citrini]

“Man this UK thing today is a mess”

-things you can say every day regardless of what’s going on with a high confidence you’ll be right in some regard

[Tim @TimTheMM]

XTwit (formally known as FinTwit)

[Tom @expostalpha]

@ZeeContrarian1 Quite the about-turn on $CLBT

[Tom @expostalpha]

@MercuriusFilius VP crosses, juniors lay down tip-to-toe, MD crosses

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Japanese football fans have been praised online after staying behind to clean up Wembley Stadium following their team’s 1–0 victory over England.

After the historic win, Japanese supporters remained in the stands to tidy the stadium before leaving.

[Tom @expostalpha]

@MercuriusFilius Tell them to use metric units, like anyone with half a brain cell. 567

[Tom @expostalpha]

@sentdefender Alhamdulillah

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

Highest-earning job in the top 40 economies countries 👷

1. 🇺🇸 United States - OnlyFans creators
2. 🇨🇳 China - Tech Executive
3. 🇩🇪 Germany - Specialist Physician
4. 🇯🇵 Japan - Surgeon
5. 🇮🇳 India - AI Engineer
6. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - Investment Banker
7. 🇫🇷 France - Surgeon
8. 🇮🇹 Italy - Specialist Physician
9. 🇨🇦 Canada - Software Engineer
10. 🇧🇷 Brazil - Surgeon
11. 🇰🇷 South Korea - Semiconductor Engineer
12. 🇦🇺 Australia - Surgeon
13. 🇷🇺 Russia - Oil & Gas Executive
14. 🇲🇽 Mexico - Manufacturing Executive
15. 🇪🇸 Spain - Specialist Physician
16. 🇮🇩 Indonesia - Mining Executive
17. 🇳🇱 Netherlands - Tech Executive
18. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - Oil Executive
19. 🇹🇷 Turkey - Surgeon
20. 🇨🇭 Switzerland - Specialist Physician
21. 🇵🇱 Poland - Software Engineer
22. 🇹🇼 Taiwan - Semiconductor Engineer
23. 🇧🇪 Belgium - Finance Executive
24. 🇸🇪 Sweden - Specialist Physician
25. 🇦🇷 Argentina - Surgeon
26. 🇮🇪 Ireland - Tech Executive
27. 🇹🇭 Thailand - Finance Executive
28. 🇦🇹 Austria - Specialist Physician
29. 🇮🇱 Israel - AI Engineer
30. 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates - Oil & Finance Executive
31. 🇳🇴 Norway - Oil & Gas Engineer
32. 🇸🇬 Singapore - Investment Banker
33. 🇵🇭 Philippines - BPO Executive
34. 🇻🇳 Vietnam - Tech Executive
35. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh - Garment Executive
36. 🇲🇾 Malaysia - Oil & Gas Executive
37. 🇩🇰 Denmark - Specialist Physician
38. 🇿🇦 South Africa - Mining Executive
39. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong - Investment Banker
40. 🇪🇬 Egypt - Oil & Gas Executive

[Tom @expostalpha]

@AJNewbury94 Long winded way to simply say the haves are cunts (including myself in that category)

[Tom @expostalpha]

@xadrani Ah... The archetype you reference is also called, asset management sales

[Tom @expostalpha]

@JPATrades ?