F3 Gas

Always sophomoric. Always rank. It's called a Circle of Pain for a reason.

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

What do you call a farting fairy?
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A Stinkerbell

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

I used to tell a lot of jokes about farting until everybody told me that they stunk.

Besides, I never fart. My butt just blows kisses!

But if I was to tell a fart joke....
What did the Maxipad sing to the fart?
🎶You are the wind beneath My wings 🎶

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

I have been summoned and will answer! Indeed, all are welcome to inhale the tantalizing aroma of @F3gas , but only if thine BOM suggests a clutch of rotten eggs with a hint of burnt hair and essence of skunk. @F3Greenwood certainly cleareth the bar.

[F3Nation-IronPax @F3IronPax]

I think I know some fellas who should be a part of @F3Gas

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

I impersonate a sonorous stinky Otis bomb at COP, will YHC be suspended?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

A travesty of justice! He should be commended!
https://t.co/f3yhZQq28U

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

I know one anonymous Twitter account that would highly approve. #TWSS

[Frank Schwartz @darkhelmetF3]

@trwhitmire_OBT @F3Nation @SweeperBoyCNC You sure it wouldn’t more likely be a bunch of farts and “That’s what she said” comments/jokes?

Cuz............. I mean.......... 🤷🏼‍♂️

@HeardAtF3

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

Here's to you our stinkalicious brother @F3Beta

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

Happiness comes from within.
That’s why it feels so good to fart.

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

Juvenile and sophomoric. F3Gas approves.

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[Maybe Pile @MaybePileJokes]

[first date]

her: so tell me your most embarrassing first date story

me: one time I tried to sneak a fart out and accidentally crapped myself

her: *laughing hysterically* so no second date then!

me: im hoping there will be

her: what i don't understa..*sniffs* OH DEAR GOD

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

@wrightculpepper Present company excepted I assume. Cause you have to be pretty tolerable to appreciate me

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

Namorama approves

[Darby Haskins F3: Hurley @CoachDRB]

@F3Nation @F3Fng Ideas:

Kipling
Mowgli
Joker
Sigfried and Roy

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

#NewProfiIePic
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@bridgeofbrian @drunkhistory

[F3 Gas @F3Gas]

Cropdusting AOs across the Twitterverse for 2 years now. Confucius say crowded elevator always smell different to midget #MyTwitterAnniversary

[F3 Namorama @F3Namorama]

McCringleberry #keyandpeele