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no

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Horses are probably sad they don’t get to drag people behind them on ropes until they’re dead anymore, I bet it was their favorite thing.

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@gazpachomachine it’s true I’ve seen this cum it was like thick oaty porridge, quite a whiff to it too m’lord

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being a lumberjack. waking up consumed with tree hatred. sharpening my implements as my rage for the trees becomes overwhelming. waiting for the trees to go to sleep so I can attack, drawing a picture of a tree with a line through it and putting it on my fridge

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ah yes Christmas, the time of year when you’re reminded that your cat eats Christmas trees

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@justneedgrill yeah sorry for the suffering, we all collectively help create it and it seems unfairly distributed, but it gets them all eventually. I just keep going for the sandwiches and occasional fun skit

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2am mental health update: watching blues clues for the calming pastels

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if it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year implies the dedication of these friends is quite time sensitive, what if it hasn't been my decade?. I see bees everywhere

[Frank Chips @dad_chips]

the two wolves format keeps doing the rounds

lupine de lupine

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@dad_chips yes wolfs

https://t.co/XUcO7D37MB

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wondering if when a man who is a werewolf dies do his bones transform into a heap of wolfs bones every full moon

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wondering if when a man who is a werewolf dies do his bones transform into a heap of wolfs bones every full moon

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feel like that green giant who loves peas could do with an origin story, big fan of his skits

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@ryankresse no one does as the darkness of a cave is basically comparable to blindness. You just hear their dirty claw music

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why plan your retirement when there’s a chance society will collapse and you’ll spend your final years in a cave eating turnips like some fucked up shrek. Preyed on by giant cave rats. goats entrails for a belt. what’s that sound?. cave rats. it’s always cave rats

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@ryankresse Yeah this tweet was pretty much aspirational for me also minus the cave rats

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everyone always wishes they could fly but I wish I could burrow myself to the earths core and have my bones explode amongst its firey innards

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

Seahorses look crunchy to me. I imagine biting into one would be like biting into an icecream cone. I don’t know why I’m haunted by such thoughts.

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

when u see ps in a letter that means that’s where the writer took a piss break

[Cycloptomese @Cycloptomese]

My wife told me that she’s replacing all the doorknobs in the house with the kind you can just “plop a boob down on” to open if your hands are full.

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the mistake most Bigfoot enthusiasts make is 1. looking in the forest 2. not seeing Bigfoot 3. thinking that means bigfoot is dead, They never account for the possibility that he’s learned to burrow underground like a mole or retreated to a “skynest” in the mountains

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@iamspacegirl very small. basically invisible to the hamsters feeble eyes