Faia Fry

she/her

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Watching nolan masterpiece
#TheOdyssey

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Andrew Tate’s nefarious stylist: let’s try the sheer blouse mama

[djoomf @djoomf]

When the doctor’s office AI receptionist makes typing noises after you speak

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

If you ever catch yourself asking where an actor has been, they’re on season 3 of an Apple TV show

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

Mommy, people are making video recipes for boxed cake mix

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

This is less car seat culture and more a tacit admission that cars are very dangerous unless you're precisely who they are designed for: a 5'9" man who weighs 165 lbs. Once the girl is an adult, cars are still not designed for her, but since she will be a woman and not a child, nobody gives a damn.

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

My roommate who drove me to work every day moved out and took their car with them ????

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

this is going to create the craziest misinformation campaign ever

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please

[TMZ @TMZ]

Exclusive: Luigi Mangione celebrates his 28th birthday with $1.5 million in donations 💰 https://t.co/2wbZVqZGRq

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

They were 100% right

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

In my LIFETIME, I have NEVER heard ANYONE admit anything even CLOSE to this out loud.
Oh.
my.
God.