Lance Harbor

Best QB in the history of Texas high school football. Had a full ride to FSU but Billy Bob's fatass ruined that for me

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@AndyHerren Varsity Blues 14th??? @FBI come visit this man

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@robertsarro @AndyHerren You get a follow, sir

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

Guess who’s back?

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

Had to fire Tweeder from Walmart for stealing booze...again

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@theBBQwizard If only he had the balls to stand up to Kilmer, I’d still be playing in the NFL

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

It’s when I get hurt right?

[Chuck Hix🇺🇸 @TNOrangeBleeder]

Top 5 Power Rankings for Sports Movies that made you cry 😭:

5.) Hardball⚾️

4.) Rudy 🏈

3.) Remember the Titans 🏈

2.) 5th Quarter 🏈

1.) Varsity Blues 🏈

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

Will Grier is the closest thing to me that we’ve seen...except his girl isn’t trying to do the backup QB

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Top QB’s for 2018:

1 Will Grier - West Va
2 Khalil Tate - Arizona
3 Drew Lock - Missouri
4 Jarrett Stidham - Auburn
5 Nick Fitzgerald - Miss St
6 Jake Fromm - Georgia
7 Trace McSorley - Penn St
8 McKenzie Milton - UCF
9 Justin Herbert - Oregon
10 Jake Browning - Washington

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

Solid

[RedDirtSport @RedDirtSport]

Ivy leage Mox returns to West Canann preaching the ills of CTE after the death of Billy Bob while teaching HS AP English, Walker (played by Paul Walkers Brother duh) is the new legendary head coach in town and recruits Mox Jr to play QB against his fathers wishes

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

Absolutely right

[Theresa🖤🧜🏼‍♀️ @TheresaMarie737]

Varsity Blues is always a good choice.

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

Varsity Blues is a high school football movie. It is also the best high school football movie. (Yes, better than the Friday Night Lights movie.)

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@andystaples This might be your best tweet ever tbh

[Mike Settle Jr @settleml92]

Oh if we’re talking football movies...

Varsity Blues > Friday Night Lights

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@ArtDirectorBYU @RedDirtSport 60% of critics were jealous of my rocket arm and good looks

[Greg Welch @ArtDirectorBYU]

It's August, which means it's almost time for the annual preseason viewing of this American classic. In a related story, a recent survey found that 60% of Rotten Tomatoes reviewers are uncultured swine.

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@HTC_MalloryM @TexansCheer @HTC_Speaker .Hey boo 😘

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

.@FSUFootball .@FSU_Recruiting I set up a toll free number if you need me 1-800-HELP-FSU

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

@WayneMcGaheeIII Hey guys I'm still eligible

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

Cousins time is short https://t.co/d7dVo6JYvp

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

That time Billy Bob passed out and the linebacker came in untouched and tore my knee up and I lost my scholarship to Florida State https://t.co/iv4U5TPDxM

[Mike J. Asti @MikeAsti11]

Quote tweet this with your least favorite sports moment. The one moment that still irks you to this day. Sorry for reliving that bad memory.

[Lance Harbor @fauxlanceharbor]

.@MiamiDolphins Call me