Archer Baumann

I am the Furby Whisperer. @[email protected] if you wish. #neverbluecheck

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

Thanks @SamsungUS for putting ECG, the main feature I bought a Galaxy Wear watch, behind a $9.95 paywall. #defectivebydesign

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@Hertz @lyft Hey guys at least make sure your car rental product doesn't have shit customer service counters before you push the product. #someoneneedsafiring #milwaukiehertz

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

happy saint pickles day

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@amazon customer service fail. I can't remove 2FA on my account. Front line customer service does not take my passport as proof of identity. And yet they let me order a $700 laptop no questions asked. WTF.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

Hey @MSNBC can we knock it the hell off with the constantly in motion camera? It's honestly making me seasick.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@bluknight @lancececk Send a Metamucil and gin my way.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@RussellSPierce I've been so busy dying I didn't notice..

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@RussellSPierce When the hell did you become a doctor? Congratulations..

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

I xalled it, @BrianEnigma .

[TriMet @trimet]

As riders of FX2-Division and others have noticed, we’ve been using our standard 40-foot buses on the route instead of our new FX bendy buses.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

I think Elon was carrying the wrong thing into Twitter's HQ.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@BrianEnigma Yes.

[Zack Freedman @zackfreedman]

The Maker credo: We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@Caddicarus Get some Stumptown Cold Brew and stay up the next 36.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@BrianEnigma And the iPhone seems to be missing a few of those glyphs...

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

Goddammit @tacobell open your damn lobby already. Not everyone drives especially here in #Portland ..

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@trimethelp @trimet It was at OMSI. The scattered gravel was too heavy gauge and spread too thick. I could not pass with a wheeled walker and someone in a motorized chair got stuck..

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@trimet Great job on making us wheeled pedestrians realize we don’t matter by having your big BRT party completely inaccessible for us. We know we are second class citizens. Keep up the great work!

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

@BrianEnigma Thanks for researching this. I’ll get right on it.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

Hey @trimet : way to go hosting your party to introduce your new bendy bus .. in the least wheeled pedestrian space imaginable. Did any one there even try navigating the space with a walker or wheelchair? I’m not the only one that was having trouble navigating the rocks.

[Archer Baumann @feedle]

Hey @amazon you are joking, right? This is on a Fire 10, your own damn device. Jeez.