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@KiddeSafety is it normal for your smoke detectors to start on fire? I have some concerns

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@golfer_mitch @iMohitShrma @JustinTrudeau Nobody’s been brave enough to toss any emojis in there yet

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@iMohitShrma @JustinTrudeau 2 Slice Lettuce Gay Bacon & Tomato

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@LouSassoles @djvlad @elonmusk Holy crap, THE DJ Vlad?… sorry, who is that?

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@TheloniousTradr @GadSaad The Michelin scale goes from 1 to 7, and 3 is the highest

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@GadSaad Can she tell me what I’m doing wrong? I can’t seem to get mine raw in the center

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@elonmusk I’ll buy the trainwreck off you.
$420.69 for the whole thing

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@sriramkri @elonmusk I’ll take the job

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@djvlad @elonmusk Who are you? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@elonmusk Finally an election that matters

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@MaceMattmace33 @JosefZoller @jbanoey @engineers_feed You’ve been educated to that fact that you’re wrong. I’ll agree to that

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@AnonCb123 @olantrin @engineers_feed What are you talking about?

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@MemoryExpress @IntelGaming @MSICanada @kingstontech I wanna win!

[Memory Express @MemoryExpress]

To celebrate the launch of Intel's 13th Gen Core Processors, Memory Express & Intel are giving away a custom 13th Gen Core™ i9-13900K Gaming PC valued at $5399.99 and powered by @IntelGaming®, @MSICanada and @kingstontech!

ENTER now to WIN! - https://t.co/XoEw7x8lW0

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@CODMW2Informer Don’t want one, I’m blown away people still play this series. Just call it what it is, FPS 2K23

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@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Your feelings are not protected by ANY amendment. Not sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@CityofEdmonton pothole/crack repair?
project completion?
worker deployed to a construction zone?
subterranean infill zoning?

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@cagyjan1 @elonmusk So you’ve been spamming crypto scams on twitter constantly… where are you on that delete? Don’t worry, Daddy Elon will rid you of your profile soon

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@EA None of yours because they’re THE WORST!

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@redlettermedia How dare you? This was foretold as the greatest movie ever!