Chimp Gimp

[Chimp Gimp @footspectator]

With enough cat piss, anything is possible

[Chimp Gimp @footspectator]

Dude

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

(To friend who's developed a major drug problem) what's up man heard you been lettin' it rip lately

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

love this answer from Lucas on how he came up with The Phantom Menace :

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

If you were mine, I'd wake you up every morning with the smell of freshly exploded hot dogs in the microwave

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

TIL if you hit soneones head really hard with rock they lie down and stop moving and turn cold

[Chimp Gimp @footspectator]

@GeebMinister This shit went hard as fuck coming out of the theater after Resident Evil

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Appears to teleport” and there is clear video evidence of it straight up teleporting around like it’s no big deal

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[clithaver (standard edition) @clithaver]

come watch this hippo piss all over his own ass bro, god exists

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

What the fuck are we doing?

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Moog @MoogMeg]

Niggas call me the sandwich because I got my meat between my bread #Imfuckingthemoney

[joey @joboduj]

sorry i'm out of it i just haven't had a burger in minutes

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i lost a leg during a round of rock paper scissors