Frank Patrick

Striving to be hopeful and positive, but sometimes, enough is enough. Follow me at fpatrick on Bluesky.

[Frank Patrick @fpatrick]

What a jam.
What a mess.
What a pickle.
What a fix.
- Art “Big Guy” Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP

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Hey #FinTwit - Bluesky now has cashtags. What’s keeping you in this cesspool?

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@megynkelly Fuck off.

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@GlennJacobsTN @PlanetTyrus We're all fucked.

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@elonmusk Where's your evidence?

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@Deeplythough885 The right-wing agitators knew exactly what they were trying to do and they succeeded.

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@timburchett @JasonZacharyTN Since @JasonZacharyTN is too cowardly to accept replies, I’ll leave this here. You people are the foulest hypocrites I’ve ever come across, and glad you no longer “represent” me.

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@waitbutwhy Fucking liar.

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If Harris had won, Tesla would have been in better shape today as a car company.

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@GlennJacobsTN WTF is that a valid criteria for?

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@GovPressOffice

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He @Fidelity - FIX YOUR OPTIONS TRADING! It’s broken this morning.

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@timburchett @dbongino

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So. Initial trade in estimate from @Tesla on my 2022 Model Y was $23,300. Official offer less than $20,000. One reason was aftermarket accessories. Why would full-car paint protection film and mud flaps reduce the value? I don’t get it.

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@JDVance LBJ comes to mind, as do Harry Truman, Teddy Roosevelt, Andrew Johnson, and John Tyler. I hope you never get to their level of excitement.

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I doubt $GiLD news will make up for $HIMS news. @sstrazza

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@GlennJacobsTN A little late with those prayers, eh?

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@RepThomasMassie Then start the impeachment process.

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@SpeakerJohnson @elonmusk @DOGE buffoonery

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@sstrazza Neither of which filled for me before dropping back a bit.

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@RyanDetrick @FrankCappelleri Those shoulders sure are deformed.