Gil Gildner

cofounder, coauthor, codependent, choleric, contrarian, capitalist

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@BambiUmami I am a big fan of profit margin!

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Steampunk really did a number on nerd-adjacent millennials. Whether Smashing Pumpkins, Myst, BioShock, or Suckerpunch, by 2012 it consumed every fedora'd nerd until they vanished from culture into public housing or mom's basement. Childless & invisible, they remain so forever

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@mersomas I had a pre-facelift E550 coupe and it looked so much cooler than the post-facelift. The angles were perfect.

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@IbnKulthum The Yokel Tax is already applied regardless of my pants type, because I make 100x more than the shop owner. You just pay it and move on.

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@HankVenture5 Hated the book. I’m huge on sci fi, but this one was meandering and miserable.

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@Hagerty BMW

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@libfrontiermen @mdkellner @sportdrink Hey @spiritussystems @sportdrink make this happen

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I always hated the taste of Dr. Bronner’s. I finally found @sportdrink which tastes much better and still has demented labels

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@mdkellner @sportdrink Whatever this one is

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@RevivedThoughts I’ve been to ~55 countries but the number would be far higher if I counted airports.

My rule of thumb is it only counts if you go through immigration or physically cross a border. Thus I count unrecognized Transnistria, since you have to go through passport control.

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@0xAlaric @0xSoDank @sailaunderscore Incredible exchange

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@HumanInsaanik @mattbramanti saar kindly do the needful, no humor allow here

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@BrookeOsmundson @sportdrink I actually ordered some the other day! (then received a series of absolutely demented sales emails)

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@tunguz In one tweet, he both successfully showed off Temu particle board shelves and revealed he can’t reach tall places

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@BrookeOsmundson @MattOsterndorf If I was a dog getting hosed down after a romp in the swamp, I’m sure I’d love it!

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@Mike_M_Klotz For the equivalent $30 to 40k I would get a used Porsche, Mercedes, or Lexus sedan and not feel like I’m driving a tin box

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@ReapingRaptor7 @SouthernReturn If the workers are getting a good per diem they’re not getting gouged. They’re making a smart decision by saving money renting an RV like this.

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@TheCopyTrail @MattOsterndorf I’m bad at figuring things out. When I was in Delhi I couldn’t figure out how to wipe with a water pitcher

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@andeholmes That'd be the last day I'd wear those shoes. That sauna would be their funeral pyre