greentea

Dad. Journalist. Work: biodiversity, energy, markets, tech. Play: politics, poetics, pugilism. RT ≠ blood bonds & other My Views™ sex talk.

[greentea @greentargz]

I'm looking for a trainee/entry level #journalist based out of #Bangalore #Delhi #Mumbai, etc.

Demonstrable interest in business #reporting, writes clean copy, ideally a bit handy with Wordpress: a go-getter with an appetite for growing a new project

#journojobs DM for deets.

[greentea @greentargz]

Random Twitter shoutout. Need an online tutor to get my boy started on #MPCbeats/MPK mini. OK, I might sit in too ;) Youtube tutorials are mostly crap.

Total, total, total beginners. Anyone want to earn a few £/$ and do us a few Zoom lessons?

[greentea @greentargz]

Nigh impossible to get a bank acc for my #startup. High St. banks have shut up shop. Monzo rejected with no reason given. For a country & gov't trying to champion innovation, this is depressing and frustrating. @ClaerB @AnneBoden can you help? Not like I'm trying to borrow.

[greentea @greentargz]

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[greentea @greentargz]

Is ANY bank actually letting small business owners open accounts right now? My 2 current #banks: @monzo? Rejected, no reason. @triodosuk not taking applicns. @MetroBank_Help not taking applicns. @RBS_Help prioritising existing customers. etc. #startups #SMEs #businessbanking

[greentea @greentargz]

The UK ("open banking" hype and #fintech innovation talk aside) makes it extraordinarily difficulf for #SMEs, #startups, #entrepreneurs to get banked. Astonishing. Any bank want to step up here? I'm not working in a dodgy space, perfect credit record, etc.

[greentea @greentargz]

@jonathanmtucker Just watching and hugely enjoying Kingdom. A truly magisterial performance sir, really; compelling me to ye olde Twitter to compliment you. Wonderful work. And great series @bbalasco

[greentea @greentargz]

Are you a #developer, systems architect, #cybersecurity specialist working in #Africa. I want to hear from you for a forthcoming article.

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

We're making a documentary about illegal 3D printed guns in Western Europe.

Only Popular Front can report on this issue up close.

Coming soon to https://t.co/u35A2brw23

Drops first at https://t.co/xqn7QLiuDC

[greentea @greentargz]

@iStock Some really basic data on videos isn't available on your site: e.g. trying to assess MB of a given video prior to downloading. No data on this pre-download?

[greentea @greentargz]

Quick one to #webdesigners: is there a way to have featured video autoplaying on a page, instead of featured image? *Not* a YouTube embed with a play button!) So like the background video here https://t.co/HUSjKiPfDL but where the main feature is here https://t.co/YG9P2OaFwb #UX

[greentea @greentargz]

Looking for a #Wordpress designer/#website builder. It'll be a very light site build so a fairly easy job, with a few custom tweaks. Suggestions welcomed. Couldn't care less if you are in Bulgaria, India, or wherever. Thanks. #websitedesign

[greentea @greentargz]

@am_dapsy Just opened my DMs. Hit me. Thanks.

[greentea @greentargz]

Looking for a #Wordpress designer/#website builder. It'll be a very light site build so a fairly easy job, with a few custom tweaks. Suggestions welcomed. Couldn't care less if you are in Bulgaria, India, or wherever. Thanks. #websitedesign

[greentea @greentargz]

What's that? @Ofwat thinks you need to work on this? No shit. How have you not even emailed customers about this? #Canterbury #Sturry #water #utility #customerservice #payformytakeaway

[greentea @greentargz]

10 hours with no running water in my house. Local utility @sewateruk's website says there is a burst main on Hillbrow Ave. bang in front of my house in #Sturry + it is working hard to fix it. They've just changed completion time from 19:00 to 23:00. Can't see a soul at work. WTF?

[greentea @greentargz]

10 hours with no running water in my house. Local utility @sewateruk's website says there is a burst main on Hillbrow Ave. bang in front of my house in #Sturry + it is working hard to fix it. They've just changed completion time from 19:00 to 23:00. Can't see a soul at work. WTF?

[greentea @greentargz]

@GoodEnergy Thanks for your excellent customer service just now. Big h/t to Dan. Keep up the good work.

[greentea @greentargz]

Brexit is done everyone!

[Alicia Kearns MP @aliciakearns]

Enormously proud that my first vote as a MP was to #GetBrexitDone

[greentea @greentargz]

@Swedes2Turnips1 @PickardJE @EmilyThornberry Sorry to Jim and Emily who are getting their mentions spammed. I think the gulf of misunderstanding here between even a centre-left Green voter (me) & you over this shows how much work there is to do on mutual cultural/political understanding in the UK.

[greentea @greentargz]

@Swedes2Turnips1 @PickardJE @EmilyThornberry But you *are* discussing it. I'm not an English nationalist, ethnocentrist nor anything of the sort. Why a DNA test? Where did I mention race? Does association with Englishness imply race any more than association with Britishness - which arguably has stronger colonial overtones?

[greentea @greentargz]

@Swedes2Turnips1 @PickardJE @EmilyThornberry It could be. But you said you "can’t normalise hanging flags in front of your house"; my concern's that pathologising it's worrying for a party that needs to regain working class votes. Love to discuss English identity more but Twitter not place for nuanced/long talk. Warm wishes