Gretchen Fisk

I like crime novels, cheering on the Gators, political rants, & the Oxford comma.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

You can tell my emotional state by how long I let the dishes “soak” in the sink before I wash them

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

sorry im late i was giving my cat a hundred tiny kisses

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

absolutely obsessed with the guy on Spotify who is unimpressed with the official "This is ABBA" playlist and has taken the matter into his own hands

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Legs longer than my marriage.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

[Legacy Russell @LegacyRussell]

have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it’s like scraping plastic off a frying pan

[Maryellen Stewart @maryellen]

last night my friend was like, "I don't...actually...know much about Fleetwood Mac, really. There was drama there?" and I just breathed in slowly and closed my eyes and folded my hands. Been prepping for a moment like that my entire life.

[Julia Larsen 👻 @julia__ghoulia]

it’s always “wyd” and not “ayw”

[Bumble @bumble]

This is what leadership looks like.
#BumbleIPO

@WhitWolfeHerd 💛

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

Running a little behind because of the attempted coup in our neighborhood by a deranged fascist mob, but rest assured that we will get to your orders soon.

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Happy Birthday to Brad Pitt, I’ll make an exception for today 😘

[Sonia Baschez @SoniaBaschez]

*chef’s kiss*

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I could live on bread alone

[Tiernan @tiernanbe]

Me setting my 2021 goodreads goal

[Muhammad Smiry 🇵🇸 @MuhammadSmiry]

Good morning from the capital of Palestine

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

GOOGLE DRIVE WE GET IT THE TRASH HAS CHANGED