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Today, one sharp scratch
One nay and one yay for funds
Many tabs open
#CrapHaiku #Haiku (it was better before I started)
Goodnight to you all
It has been fun to engage
Until tomorrow πββοΈ
#Craphaiku
Power breakfast time
Egg and bacon McMuffin
The meal of champions
#CrapHaiku
Have a guess he said
And awaited their judgment
Solid forty two
#CrapHaiku
The Bedsit Survival Manual (Hardcover) by David Hallamshire 1988 First Edition #London #property #Mayfair #undefined #craphaiku #mygaff #mypad #myflat #myapartment #myhouse #myhome #Student #Students #accomodation #Humour #Bookstore #Greatreads #read #Book https://t.co/gy2ymj7913
Holiday first night.
Fell asleep on the sofa.
Must be getting old.
#CrapHaiku
Spring has sprung
It's still cold
We have Paella though #CrapHaiku
Gone from Twitter now.
Need to recharge batteries.
Been a taxing day.
#craphaiku
Catch you tomorrow, guys π
Arthritis
The crunch & click of cold
Dodgy knees
#craphaiku
@TelaAntkowiak @agnesbookbinder @ThisSideOp @candidqueso
It's not the quality
It's the playfulness and fun
That makes good haiku
#CrapHaiku
It's so yucky out.
But cold, wet birds still sing, so
I think I can ride.
#30daysofbiking #NationalPoetryMonth #craphaiku
"Fiat 500 haiku" Interesting car/ Is the Fiat 500/ I'd like to own one. #craphaiku #alldayeveryday #fiat500 #haiku
Religion Essay haiku I love writing things/ But this essay is tedious/Just pulling crap out. #craphaiku #haiku
.@SpursHaiku Roses are red and
Violets are blue and white
LILLYWHITE YES SPURS
#haiku
#craphaiku but #COYS #THFC
@SpursOfficial
Dear Tuesday,
My patience is but a gossamer cobweb
& you are getting on my t!ts;
Cease & desist.
#craphaiku
Cramp'd bus, screaming child,
Father's eyes, dead like a fish,
Glad I don't have kids.
#poetry #haiku #craphaiku
Evening autumn skies
Draw the parrots to their roost
And we to our wine
#Craphaiku
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