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@Meta @X @xai @elonmusk @SETIInstitute @LinkedIn @Medium @Substack @instagram @tiktok_us @facebook @Threads ...can buy up the most #NewsOutlets.
It's you wannabe #Tycoon #Fuckboys that ruined #PrintMedia & with it, turned the #NewsCycle into a second-by-second #Shitshow & #DickMeasuringContest between the World's Worst People, #Flossing about who has more #power—or is sitting closest.
@PopYearbook This episode is filled with #MachismoOverload! Have a listen.
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Hazánk megdöntötte a saját rekordját az "Európa legnagyobb tűzijátéka" versenyben. Lövésem nincs, miben mérik, tán az adóforintjainkban. Orbán Viktor újfent kedveskedett a pesti alattvalóinak. Csak az a krán ne bújt volna a fák mögé. https://t.co/rCWr6mRnOx #DickMeasuringContest
What Bill Maher enjoys most is being taller than someone.
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I always enjoy coming to the #JoeRoganExperience and spending time with the great @JoeRogan. https://t.co/36VvKxtwM8
When exactly we were going to start to eat the rich? Asking for a friend?
#billionares #pollution #spacerace #dickmeasuringcontest
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Solid comedy gold, this morning and proof pudding that I can still speak the beef plant dialect right and proper even for different countries as was proven by me again with this custom kill twat from England. 🤣🤣🤣 #dickmeasuringcontest #ticktockiwinagain
@marcorubio Didn’t trump make comments about the size of your manhood during his campaign? Or was that you and the other Republican candidates insulting each other’s size? #dickmeasuringcontest
@TobiasPhallus #DickMeasuringContest
I’ve lost one @USArmy #Veteran son to the #IraqWar 🇮🇶 #PTSD #TBI #StressInducedSchizophrenia - I’m not loosing a second or third to a #DickMeasuringContest by #OldWhiteMen #NoWar 🇺🇸#MomIsWokeAF 🇺🇸 https://t.co/OGEJrvJxrw
Worth what? How many thousands of lives is it worth? This Country is no longer naive enough to let you try to boost an economy which your party ruined by trying to turn it around with a war! https://t.co/1RqQKRvpJD
@DriesBrent @undervigorous @BradThompson83 Well, I'm on Jonker at 101, Ef Troop at 501 and Sunlight at 1001. So there. #dickmeasuringcontest
Trump says his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jung Un's, but that's only because he has small hands.
#smallhands #trump #dickmeasuringcontest #wefucked
I always thought the jokes about @realDonaldTrump having a micro-penis were just that—jokes. I don’t think they’re jokes anymore. #TrumpIsAMoron #TinyHands #SmallDickSyndrome #DickMeasuringContest #KimJongUn https://t.co/MD5RiqMHrE
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
Last session before leaving for OK. Ready to leave it all out there. #worldlongdrive #dickmeasuringcontest
To quote Garrett from Ep 55: "It does physically exist, even if it is small" #dickmeasuringcontest
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