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As a kid, my best friend’s parents used to put out port wine cheese spread and Triscuits, and I thought it was so fancy. Finally bought some as an adult and I ate too much of it and puked. And that was the end of that. #waspproblems
If you can't handle me at my [eating last Christmas's port wine cheese ball in the shower], then you don't deserve me at my [eating last Christmas's port wine cheese ball in the shower].
Interesting! Gasoline can be used to kill yellow jackets and other wasps instantly. The fumes from the gasoline asphyxiate the wasps and they drop into the gasoline, killing them instantly.
What do you think?
#waspkiller #gasolinehack #pestcontrol #waspproblems
Disturbed a wasps nest cleaning up in a plantation 🐝 today got stung circa 5 times I don’t recommend it #waspproblems
When you have 4 initials, but only 3 fit on a monogram. #WASPproblems
@TravelByBubble @tinyelvisbkwd Immediately wondered what sorority it was for. 😶
#AllWhiteAlready #WASPProblems
Busy day in #Tenterden today already #waspproblems #wasps #waspseason Give me a call 07989111150 https://t.co/V13wtF36bE
Here’s a great view of my beak-like nose and wide-open nostril. Literally an hour after this photo was taken, a button on my peacoat got ripped off. 🤦🏼♂️ #WaspProblems https://t.co/XXRRW27tNa
I am only mildly comforted by the fact wasps aren't smart enough to realize how scared of them humans can be.
But on the other hand if they ever get their shit together they could probably take over the world...
#WaspProblems
Day 16 #RealisticYA #Romance: Middle age father arrested for seducing teenage @HelplessHeroine at country club. #WASPproblems
My grandmother dissing the Roman Catholic Church every chance she gets #WASPproblems
Being stung by a wasp is about as pleasant as having your tongue stuck in a vice. Jeez it hurt!! Too many wasps in Sussex. #WaspProblems 🐝
"I was trying to think of a name for my daughter and I went through the Social Register to find one." #overheard #WASPproblems
11:36pm #bb18 #lolz We don’t KNOW where we came from! We’re just HERE! #WASPProblems https://t.co/MxJBUEtOW0
It keeps banging against the closed window. Mate use your little wasp brain and fly out the window you came in #prick #waspproblems
*gf sees new message appear on my https://t.co/Rgmj9ggq9z account* WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH #WASPproblems
if anyone doesn't believe the third floor of the music building has a wasp problem, you should come see for yourself.
#waspproblems
Feeling guilty for not feeling enough guilt... #WASPProblems
If you really want to hurt me, compliment my @jcrew cigarette pants by saying "nice leggings". #leggingsarenotpants #WASPproblems
"Damn, my autocorrect is in French." -@MC_Bousquette #WASPproblems
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