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I used to think weed was the devil's salad. Now I realize it's just a delicious way to start my day. #exmormonproblems #freedom #WakeEmUp
Remember when we thought coffee was edgy? #ExMormonProblems
When your uncle is listening to Mormon talks about "apostates" on speaker then keeps working really close to you... #exmormonproblems
"You know, I went there feeling almost as if the Metal had changed everything, even people." #exmormonproblems #willpower #quietmind #Borg
@Frog_Priestess 🐸Steps out of confessional:🐲Who was I kidding?⚤⚥ #ExMormonProblems #kissmyabs #LoveisLove not #sixpackabs yet #lovemeback 🐾💘
.@thesamspo I'm only listening to Ed regularly since I've left the cult. So mind if I hashtag #ExMormonproblems? (No, I don't miss the cult)
Now that I don't wear garments it's hard to put together a full laundry load of whites. #ineedsocks #exmormonproblems
Just mixed up King Noah and Amalickiah. Need to go back to church so I don't screw up my Book of Mormon jokes anymore. #exmormonproblems
Haha this is so true! XD
#cowards #cowardlylions #family #LDS #exmormon #exmormonproblems #atheism… https://t.co/7tMnqWDdyk
I see gloves laying around anywhere and I can't help but think of dead bodies. #exmormonproblems
Not knowing if the scripture story you're remembering from childhood is from the bible or the book of Mormon. #exmormonproblems #fourbooks
Omg I can't wait til this is over and I can go get some fucking coffee #ldsconf #mormon #exmormonproblems
Whenever I come to Utah I always get headaches. I can't tell of it's the altitude or that I can't get caffeine. #exmormonproblems
Your first time sucked because guilt. #exmormonproblems
Happy Sunday, ExMos! Or as we call it, Saturday 2.0 Now go eat, drink, wear, watch & do pretty much whatever you want. #exmormonproblems
You used to get excited when you saw the missionaries in public. Now you just feel sorry for them. #exmormonproblems
Ex-mo Tip: a hangover is not God punishing you for "sinning." Just drink more water next time. #exmormonproblems #TheMoreYouKnow
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