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I wish they’d put their names on the screen at least once an episode, you’d know how their names are spelt for a start. Is it Carl or Karl for example #OldFartProblems #FourInABed
@BlazedDrum @stuscluster Lets get it..
I'm slow and tired tonight..
I started early and got up about 4am..
I'm surprised I'm still awake.
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@JeffreyTheGreek Hell, I just drop a lot of shit, all the time. It’s like I’ve forgotten how to use my damn hands.
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Since my patients frequently ask me what the 90’s were like, I always have a tab open featuring @dennisrodman in his wedding dress to show them! 😇 🏀👰🏾♂️
#pediatrics #oldfartproblems #DennisRodman #ItWasThe90s #90s #the90sWereWild
@eliash10 @HuskerTom1994 @GoBigRedCast @HuskerCuzCast @HuskersMN @BigRedJunkies @HuskGuys @ChrisPearsonGI @NBNRPodcast @TheBACoachsShow @CommonFanGBR @gwad_1982 @AbbieSomething @RedcastHonke @RedcastRob @huskernupe1911 @SkersNews @astcbpe @SchutteDustin My brain totally cramped coming up with your handle. I hit send and remembered it.
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@BridgetLLB @Corinalulublack I can’t imagine a better pair of companions to hack out with. If I could remember how to ride. #oldfartproblems
How can I yell at people to get off my lawn when I have 8 acres of it and don't even know where my property boundaries are? #oldfartproblems
On Tuesday, November 1, 2022 I will start to work on all of the usual New Year’s resolutions. I need a 2 month head start cuz I’ve been an undisciplined hot mess since last May. #OldFartProblems #PandemicPriest #SlobOfTheYearNominee
I love the bitcoin community but can we start scheduling all the fun stuff a little earlier than quarter to midnight in the future?
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I'm thinking about buying my first bra.
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Since I liked this place better with 140 characters, I guess I won’t be “fleet-ing.” #NeverFleeter #OldFartProblems
Today I’m gonna tell the trainer at the gym, “Please don’t say anything to me in the way of enthusiastic encouragement. Everything on me is sore and/or tight. I haven’t slept well, but I’m here for the burpees, and that should count for something.” #gymlife #OldFartProblems
@VryKranky Er, was my webcam, I can't seem to get pics off my phone to the computer. #OldFartProblems
@NyteTide @SeanRFTV Another 10 years and you can "level up" to Old Fart status like me and go full on Lazyboy recliner for sleeping so it doesnt take 15 minutes and your wife's help to get out of a "normal" type of bed. #OldFartProblems
We finally got everything moved in Sunday, so now its Monday and my body is crying in agony....#OldFartProblems
Awake at 4 a.m. Gym at 5:30 a.m. First meeting of the day at 8:30 a.m. I’ll be ready to call it a day around 2 p.m...and there will still be LOTS more day left. #OldFartProblems #PriestLife #DeathByMeetings
@PubliclyPrivat1 @_MoCowBell_ @smc347 @jumpinjonnydee @TheNorsedude @BBPHredux @YesThatVCharles @ngjarhead @usc91787 @Recursion_Agent @JeffreyMDavids1 @BostonDelendEst @S4rC4tStyX @Kali_Ma90 @Deputy_VanHalen @wraithburn @EmersenLee @VegasOdd @TheMemeWarrior @kessentai556 @StarkRav1ngMad @Dwarfclone @harry_bolls @MsMakita @AsianJ86 @TimMansplainsIt @ComingledThots @PPaulichet @chrylis @stabyoulots I’m not sure I even know what Buck’s latest is. If you find out let me know.
I have a tough time keeping track when avatars change. #oldfartproblems
Most-of-the-night insomnia. Slept past my gym class. Missed a coffee catch-up w/a friend. My @AutoSleepApp says I have a 36.5% “sleep deficit.” Eventually went to gym to run on treadmill...and discovered I have a gimpy right knee. Fabulous. #OldFartProblems
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