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I am still in the race.
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@timfeltman1 @SayAnythingH When @ItsToad_ is president, he will pass a law that states you must have 400hp+ to have a spoiler of any kind.
This requirement will increase by 5% each model year with no cap.
Violation is a felony.
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ฌๅใงใฏๅคๆฐใฎใชใฟใ้ใๆฑ ใฎไธญใ่ช็ฑใซๆณณใใงใพใใใ#toad2020 #tadpole

As your president I promise to condescendingly scoff at anyone who prefers Pop Tarts to Toaster Strudel
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As your president I will demand an edit button for Twitter so I can fix all of my typos
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As your president I will fight cultural appropriation by changing its name to the โFood Triangleโ
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@charcware @WriteGrlProbs @BadTakesBryan Common misconception and the reason why you often see it accompanied with the #Toad2020 hashtag
As your president I will do what all previous presidents have been too cowardly to do.
I will name Reeseโs Peanut Butter Cups as our National Candy.
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As your president I will stem the spread of the Wuhan flu by forcing hospitals to cover all costs associated with replacing your blood with hand sanitizer.
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As your president I will require the New York Yankees to tear down New Yankee Stadium and rebuild Old Yankee Stadium.
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As your president I will require all future presidents perform as many push-ups as they can.
30 minutes later they will be required to recount how many pushups they completed.
It will be called the Biden Test
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As your president I will require customers using a self-checkout to be compensated at a rate of $15/hour to or paid out in 30 minute increments starting when you get in line.
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As your president I will not allow companies to introduce new and exciting flavors if the new flavor sucks.
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As your president I will require congress to forego their paychecks in the event of a federal budget deficit
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