Hayley Mermaid

#MASSIVEspoon Is it christmas yet?

[George Old @georgeold]

When you’re on @Channel4News and your kids are making noise in the background 🤬😂 #channel4news

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@greateranglia slowly boiling to death. Carriage 77857

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@SkyUK at home poorly. Wanted to watch ‘You’ve got mail’. No luck on search. Please can you add it to your catalogue 😘😘

[simonrimmer @simonrim]

big love to @JManrara - here’s me doing her hair before movie week @bbcstrictly @AstonMerrygold

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m so tired, I’m off to bed”
<gathers pile of gadgets>

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@greateranglia Thanks.

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@greateranglia hello, are you on strike next week?

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@BBCBreakfast Charlie is making viewing rather uncomfortable today. Very unimpressed with him "showing off" with the new £10.

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@BarclaysUKHelp hi, when will the app be back up and running. Why is maintenance happening during the day? Surely this is a 1am- 5am job!

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@jowhiley where is your splendid jumper from please? #GlastonburyFestival

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Are you Sure Ariana Grande is the Pop star and Donald Trump is the Fucking President?

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@iCandyWorld hello, I have a problem with my lovely strawberry 2. Could you provide an email for U.K. Customer service please. 🍓💜

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@BootsHelp hello, still no joy in any stores with the cup.Can you see where is in stock or arrange for one to be sent for collection please?

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@sp1305 with you there x

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@BootsUK hello. I've looked in 5 different boots for this cup in my offers. No where has it in stock, and it's not in your webpage to order

[Susan Calman @SusanCalman]

Twitter is angry tonight. Let's try and remember why the internet was invented.

[Hayley Mermaid @hayleymcdermid]

@FitbitSupport great! Thank you.