Helen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

[Helen @helengrab]

@EONhelp why does your Live Chat say the chat is offline, but open until 6pm on Sat? Currently 4:10pm...

[Helen @helengrab]

@OpenUniversity trying to do one of the OpenLearn courses and the course pages won't load. Super frustrating, other OU/OL pages work fine!

[Helen @helengrab]

No Pete Burns :( #peteburns

[Helen @helengrab]

Spending Sunday morning with an Excel spreadsheet. 😑🔫

[Helen @helengrab]

@KaneCheshire

[Helen @helengrab]

Unexpected sweet wrapped banter

[Helen @helengrab]

"You have a chin like a dagger"

#shitmygirlfriendsays @RoraDrum

[Helen @helengrab]

Morgana Robinson's impression of Natalie Cassidy is spot on. #MorganaRobinson

[Helen @helengrab]

SELASI 😭 #GBBO

[Helen @helengrab]

"I know as a former Radio 1 DJ, a knock on the door can be quite frightening" 😂😂😂😂 #CrystalMaze @StephenMerchant

[Helen @helengrab]

Take note, tentative attendees of Facebook events https://t.co/7j6np9wB2l

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "maybe"
1. No

[Helen @helengrab]

It hurts. And what 30 year old grazes their knee? ffs.

[Helen @helengrab]

Highlight of my day was grazing my knee during a particularly graceful fall on Regent Street.

[Helen @helengrab]

Literally = figuratively #AwfullyBritishDictionary

[Helen @helengrab]

Turns out Adam Rickitt tried to be a politician a few years ago and nicked some brown sauce from a shop. What a time to be alive.

[Helen @helengrab]

#sundaynightthoughts Whatever happened to Adam Rickitt?

[Helen @helengrab]

@RoraDrum

[Helen @helengrab]

@RoraDrum yeah, fat eyebrows

[Helen @helengrab]

Didn't realise she had that much star power https://t.co/PkP989Zjoq

[Helen @helengrab]

@RoraDrum.... https://t.co/PKI1uQUojQ

[Time Out London @TimeOutLondon]

London's first milk and cookie bar is popping up in Old Street next week 🍪 https://t.co/ALwTPUcVJa