Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️

I make things for the Internets

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

I forgot to include scattered earthquakes in today’s weather rating. My bad.

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@vercel_support

You need a way to report accounts for using your service for phishing.

TY

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@TeenVogue is there a magazine subscription option? Looking to send a gift ;)

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@AmtrakNECAlerts It’s currently stopped 2 min after leaving and the cars are filled with exhaust. We can’t breathe and no one is opening the doors. L

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@AmtrakNECAlerts Why is this train still at the DC station. We’re hours and hours late, no updates. Help!!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

No Labels’ own maps show them winning swing states OR, TX, FL, & DE. Yes, Delaware, Joe Biden’s home... Their third-party mystery candidate has no chance of winning the presidency, but they know they can steal the race from Biden & secure a win for Trump.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Coby @Cobylefko]

Lancaster, CA transformed its downtown in just 8 months by redesigning it's main street from a mini-highway to a tree-lined boulevard.

For the cost of just $11.5M, the project has generated $273M in economic output since 2010, creating 800 jobs, and nearly doubling tax revenue!

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

🤔…

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@darrenmarble Shame? Know two “respected” VCs who never closed their funds and years later still have no capital to deploy yet are still referred to as investors … too ashamed to admit they didn’t close + it went on too long & now they can’t admit retroactive failure 🤷‍♂️

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

#Investor #VC Twitter... what's a standard vesting schedule for a founder these days? Starting immediately and monthly vesting over 3-4 years?

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@CBSSunday @JimGaffigan My wife just asked me if I sold this dialog to you… apparently I completely agree 😂

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

This is the way 🙌

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@DTCNewsletter @elonmusk Here’s hoping Alex Spiro made an absolute fortune for agreeing to sign this massively idiotic notice. Perhaps his last paying gig even… 🤦‍♂️

[Michael 🏳️‍🌈 @mistererickson]

you know who you are and i hate you

[U.S. DOGE Service @USDS]

Happy Independence Day from your friends at the U.S. Digital Service! As you celebrate today, remember the rich history that unites us and the shared vision that propels us toward a brighter tomorrow.

Cue the fireworks, Mollie. 🎇

#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last time Apple crossed a $3T market cap, I wrote such a dumb tweet that it became material for business news articles.

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

Innovation and TikTok #marketoon https://t.co/6NBMHCGBQf via @tomfishburne 😂

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

I'm looking for a Startup Attorney

Needs: general business, partner operating agreements, user contracts + general help with forming ventures for a startup studio model. CA focused working with/building ecommerce, fintech and govtech companies.

Hit me up if you can help

[Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️ @HelloDuane]

@anothercohen Alexa, or Siri depending on your home automation needs