Saryal

sweet science reigns

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

Trying to explain '5 minutes' in Desi time is like trying to find a needle in a haystack! 😂

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The search for Aliens on Earth has been crowdsourced to three-billion internet-connected smartphones around the World.

If our best evidence for visitors from another planet is monochromatic low-resolution, fuzzy video taken by the USNavy, then there's more work to be done here.

[SLTimoner @STimoner]

Not the outcome we were hoping for, but watching the game with our former exchange son who is in Pakistan was amazing! @masnsports @masnKolko @scorebook_bob @Nationals @imnotcereal

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@AraizAfridi Mahan guru wah wah

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Chelsea and Man City have emerged as contenders to sign Robert Lewandowski this summer, sources have told ESPN, with the striker undecided on his future.

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@azealiaooc @SenorLassi You know better

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@buffed_chipmunk @TeamRunner4Life @SenorLassi That’s cuz I’m already way ahead state champ!

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@SenorLassi Its Biryani for the night you want me to say bismillah?

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

Your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say bismillah so he doesn’t have to eat with me

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

What a photo. 😍👏

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

First signs of life on Mars, from @NASA’s #ingenuity helicopter, or not.

[Team Runner For Life @TeamRunner4Life]

When your best friend comes to your track meet

[FootballPakistan.com @FootballPak]

Referee for the European Super League?

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@n_namrah Catching up!

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@n_namrah im getting my brains out here

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

Boy i did crave some mangoes for this suhoor

[Saryal @imnotcereal]

@WorldAndScience am I stupid for actually trying it or @neiltyson so stupid for saying it

[chill nwoke @DamnDidHeReally]

Photograph of my grandfather observing Ramadan. (1955)