Presto 🤖🤖🤖

- {OHAI} - Robot Integration Engineer - very online person - FIRST alumni / volunteer - He/Him ^•^
why do you follow me

[Presto 🤖🤖🤖 @its_presto]

2026 letsgoo 🙃

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you have 1 minute to provide a non-racist explanation for this headline

[sen @sen]

While millions watch today’s solar eclipse from Earth, we wanted to share a unique view of the same phenomenon from space. 🌑🌍

From orbit, you don’t see the eclipse - you see its shadow sweeping across our planet.

Captured by Sen’s 4K cameras on 8 April 2024.

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

One of the best ads I've ever seen

It's cinematic and it highlights the AOC and UAW endorsements, unlike anyone else

Acknowledges the "flooding of your air waves" and creates that underdog energy

[National Nurses United @NationalNurses]

Union nurses enthusiastically support Dr. Abdul El-Sayed for Senate because of his commitment to:

✅ Passing #MedicareForAll,
✅ Abolishing ICE, and
✅ Getting corporations out of politics and health care!

Vote Abdul by August 4! ✊

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

There is not a Democratic candidate in recent history that is as blatantly corrupted as Haley Stevens

She accepted money from 100s of corporate and insurance PACs in office/ $30+ million in AIPAC ads bankrolling her campaign.

You think she's gonna stand up to the lobbies?

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I don't want "free healthcare."

I want universal healthcare, paid for by MY taxes, that covers everyone and leaves no one bankrupt, sick, or dead because they can't afford the
treatment.

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

WE GOT THOUSANDS OF NEW IMAGES FROM ARTEMIS II 😭😭

THESE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL IM SPEECHLESS!!

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

it's genocide ( @amnesty )
it's genocide ( @hrw )
it's genocide ( @btselem )
it's genocide ( @MSF )
it's genocide (IAGS)
it's genocide ( @alhaq_org )
it's genocide ( @UNHumanRights )
it's genocide ( @UN_HRC )
it's genocide ( @pchrgaza )
it's genocide ( @AlMezanCenter )
it's genocide ( @WarOnWant )
it's genocide ( @PHRIsrael )
it's genocide ( @fidh_en )
it's genocide (PHROC)
it's genocide ( @LemkinInstitute )
it's genocide ( @theCCR )
it's genocide ( @ECCHRBerlin )
it's genocide ( @unitedforrights )
it's genocide ( @JURDIasso )
it's genocide ( @TheElders )
it's genocide ( @Oxfam )
Calling a genocide a genocide hurts our fragile zionist egos” ( @AJCGlobal )

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

You
Do
Not
Hate
Congress
Enough

[Ryan Caton @dpoddolphinpro]

Dragon is Sleek, Soyuz is Classic, but Orion is in a league of its own.

She's a proper spaceship.

📷 @NASA

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Earthset.

The Artemis II crew captured this view of an Earthset on April 6, 2026, as they flew around the Moon. The image is reminiscent of the iconic Earthrise image taken by astronaut Bill Anders 58 years earlier as the Apollo 8 crew flew around the Moon.

[Leah Cheshier @LeahCheshier]

We just flew 4 astronauts around the Moon for the first time in over 50 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

HUMANS HAVE RETURNED TO LUNAR GRAVITY RAHHHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇨🇦🦅🌙

[Presto 🤖🤖🤖 @its_presto]

🥹

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[Jonathan McDowell @planet4589]

TLI! Translunar injection complete, Artemis II apogee now over 400,000 km; they're heading to the Moon.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam.

The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much to social media networks.

Social media networks, in full blown panic of losing potential revenue, decided to lobby governments saying "we gotta protect the kids! ID everyone to protect the kids from pedophiles!".

The social media networks know this doesn't really protect kids. But, it does two things (and a third accidentally).

1. They now can identify who is human and who is AI slop machine, or enough to appease the advertisement goons

2. Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something, so with ID verification they can say with confidence they're not advertising to children because it's been ID verification. Basically, they can weed out the children and focus on advertising to adults

3. The feds can now tell who is human and who is AI slop. This inadvertently helps them with tracking people and serving fresh daily dumps of propaganda, or whatever they want to do.

It's a win-win-win for advertisers, social media networks, the government, and any business which does data collections.

It fucks over everyone else.

Chat, I'm not going to lie to you. This is an extremely good conspiracy schizo theory and I unironically believe it.

[Joe Barnard 🚀 @joebarnard]

Now more than ever, it's important that you scroll social media as much as possible! Especially if it's full of something upsetting that you have no power to change. You should use your one wild and precious life to Monitor The Situation

[George Ilstrup @georgeilstrup]

Last night I captured a dream photo from a frozen sea cave on Lake Superior ✅

[taha @KhanStopMe]

more people need to feel like this about this whole situation