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learning how to downward dog like a pro (i.e. my toddler daughter)

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@bengarvey thank god Halloween is past. nice work #PhillyProud

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@bengarvey Good luck today! Let’s see who claims the left bar. Or will the Supreme Court mess with stats.

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@BCChildrensHosp Why does it take 30+ calls to get through your #COVID test registration line? You can pay less than $30/month to get a 1800# with Call Waiting. We parents in line this morning are not amused. @VancouverSun @adriandix please make them accountable to easy testing

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@bengarvey But a “football field” is so much more visual 😂

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@PRRIpoll LoL. Are Americans of Asian, including Indian, origin included in your “non white” segment? Or are we invisible? I bet there are more Asian American parents that don’t support contact sport for their kids than Caucasian parents.

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@robertjmoore Selfishly curious: How to land your first paying customer. Enjoy writing Bob!

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@washingtonpost @SulomeAnderson your stories matter and are important. Even though they may not be as popular and bring as much ppc ads money as celebrity gossip. The fact so many are fighting to keep borders open, families united, is a sign the work of foreign correspondents is not in vein.

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@SamGlasberg OMG - congrats and good luck!!!

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@AirCanada chicken wrap: expectation vs. reality. Jokes haha #food #airlines

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@united Good job: Your system just assigned a 20 months old toddler to sit by herself in a middle seat. And agents on phone can’t fight the system. Will your attendants babysit? That’d be cool... I really wonder who your #AI system learns from. another soulless robot?

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Sad. Rip Anthony Bourdain. You taught me a great many lesson on how to love. How to live. How to enjoy a bowl of noodles. Sorry we couldn’t help.

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How have I never thought of this? #pb-dog

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@_buckryan As a wise Canadian once said: “YOLO”

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@WSJ It's difficult to execute on a strategy without leaders. New projects go nowhere when people don't prioritize them. In the case of Tesla, this may translate into a delayed semi truck. Analysis: https://t.co/sZwXtNUnxk

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@CNN It's difficult to execute on a strategy without leaders. New projects go nowhere when people don't prioritize them. In the case of Tesla, this may translate into a delayed semi truck. Analysis: https://t.co/sZwXtNUnxk

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@Forbes Never thought a mainstream paper would publish such a piece. Going against ideals of millennial parents. I’m impressed. My partner and I have felt like the worst parents as described. Until we realized it was all BS. That set us free from guilt. And we finally enjoyed parenting.

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https://t.co/5QaRCJiWH0

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@Tweetermeyer Content marketing is not defined as marketing by Musk. Nor is social media marketing. Nor is PR. Well... the last one is quite negative these days, so I'll give in to that one.

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We got a pressure cooker to save time cooking. It kinda works. But I still have to cut stuff... so here’s a crazy idea: @blueapron kits for @InstantPot = fast home cooking. Do other parents feel this? I want to maximize work and kid time, but also eat cheap + healthy.

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@elonmusk @timkhiggins Humans are only "temporarily" underrated. Tesla shared in its Q1 report: "We remain committed to our automation strategy... We have temporarily reduced automation in [select areas of production] and introduced semi-automated or manual processes..." https://t.co/ZMS5J8Osyc