Jacob 🇺🇸

Elden/Lord

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

flushing my dead 60 lb dog down the toilet like its a fish

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

I'm "bad at sex"? You mean my deconstruction of sex that went right over your head?

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

tha opps ain't ready fo' this

[prezoh @prezoh]

more like fag fagot @GalGadot

[matt @mattybtweets69]

This is my Chinese financial advisor Bai-Lo Sellhai

[Hanny of Limveld @Uirusu_chan]

give him a greatsword and some magma

[orb 🧭 @orb_net]

Orbama: Let me be sphere

[あすてろid @asteroid_ill]

深奥

[je$$ @juiceboxjesss]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i dont know how much more bad news i can take this week.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

TOLKEIN WROTE LOTR DURING WWII

[Jack @JHNR081]

This is what the ancient Romans saw when they first made landfall in Britain

[Jacob 🇺🇸 @jacobnodejones]

@marcelvaloir You have been denounced.

[Adam Barker @Adamantium19897]

meeting Patches vs peeking into a large pit beside Patches

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

my civ advisors watching me cancel all construction projects and go into a full war economy for the 4th war in 30 turns: