Jake Bishop

ex-pro wrestler, the scars on my forehead were for you

[Jake Bishop @jaketoohott]

@Ritz358338312 @49ers_guy Went from 60% off snaps to 44% last week

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@iamacreaturee @Ironmute Following up on this. If the 360 estimate is off by 28% per the maximum error rate shown in studies, I burn 260 calories on this walk. Well over OPs estimate of 200 for a full 10k steps and this is many fewer. An avg male burns about 300kcal on flat ground over 10k steps

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My favorite of all space exploration tools… I have it tattooed on my left arm

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

No other traveler has ever journeyed so far from home.

Voyager 1 is about to become the first human-made object to reach a distance of one light-day from Earth, or about 16 billion miles. ½

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@DrNeilStone @FFRF Don’t forget the Orthodox Jews

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@bshlgrs Frank Herbert will soon be known as the greatest prophet of our times. Start the Butlerian Jihad

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So brutal for USMNT

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@SulligentHUB Start donating to Jonny so he doesn’t have to work… or shut the fuck up

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@MikeFinn49 There’s just too many of us. Bell curve idiots show up in droves

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@49ersHive Allen is also an establish actual good player. Josh Downs has only succeeded in fantasy drafts.

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@JasperKasparov I discovered the potato thing too late. So many people make you think it’s a carb bomb and therefore bad

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@UnderdogNFL Did they release Elijah Mitchell?

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@CoachDanGo This happened to me the first time I lost 50 pounds.

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@lunardreamn Water

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@ajdillon7 1. Strawberry
2. Coconut Cream
3. Pecan

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@stephk83 What the fuck

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@Doscero20 Smart 👆🏻

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@49ers_Access With no hands

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@ChamberofFit Great advice

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@freshguy789857 Only a fucking moron